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  • fcamel
    Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 141

    Originally posted by fcamel
    Hey Mr. GN have you sent the snus packages yet? Because I got a text message that there is a package waiting for me at the post office but unfortunately the next time its open is Monday :/
    Not trying to rush you or anything Mr. GN but is the snus ban going to affect this whole gifting thing :S ? I'm not trying to be rude or pushing you but when will you start shipping the snuses? I'm only asking because I'm soon out of snus and I got no money at the moment because I had to fix my car..

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    • whalen
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 6593

      After realizing that GN was the key figure standing in the way of realizing their evil snus ban, the EU agents lulled him into a dreamlike state, this was made all the more easy to accomplish after a large slice of strawberry cake during the Summer solstice celebration. Then they rigged the Futsboll games to distract him.

      Secret sleeper agents who were employed by Swedish Match deployed, and using ancient Chinese mind control techniques, along with special numbing lubes supplied by Boybutter, were able to subdue him with an especially soft and lifelike fleshlight. But GN, clever man that he is, was able to use a special Lime los to revive himself and overwhelm his abductors.

      Having made a heroic escape, he has been under the protection of one Mr. UNZ, who felt remorse after receiving one of the new gorgeous snus cans, and is being entertained at a secret undisclosed facility in Langley. It is rumored that he has enlisted their help in trying to unlock the mysteries of the "Coffee Vanilla" snus.

      When reached for comment, a one Mr. Parrots, when informed of the "Coffee Vanilla" aspect of the case, was observed to "pee his shirts" a little. Stay tuned for further breaking developments!
      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758



        ....................................................... ............
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
          Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 7035

          Hahahahaha Whalen and PP
          Fcamel so tomorrow I sand to first winers
          Any more players ??

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          • anam_caram
            Member
            • Jun 2012
            • 17

            Hi there,
            i`m new to this site, looking for some informations regarding this fu*#ing EU thing.
            This would be an amzing chance to get some snus, can a newbie join this game, if not i am ok with that!!!!
            Take care,
            best regards from Germany, the new eurosoccerchamps ;-)

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
              Hahahahaha Whalen and PP
              Fcamel so tomorrow I sand to first winers
              Any more players ??
              gee.........you never asked me a question...........;(
              if you do ask a question please make it an easy question. I'm "EXTREMELY" dumb.




              and you know I would pass any winnings on to the members as freebies with my orders. That helps get your samples out. Sure I would keep a small variety for myself tho. Unless you had suddenly developed an 8 mg nic coffee snus.......then no one could pry it from my greedy little hands.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 7035

                Originally posted by anam_caram
                Hi there,
                i`m new to this site, looking for some informations regarding this fu*#ing EU thing.
                This would be an amzing chance to get some snus, can a newbie join this game, if not i am ok with that!!!!
                Take care,
                best regards from Germany, the new eurosoccerchamps ;-)
                Anam Karam what does mean in Armenian
                KARAM

                Friend
                I can do
                How are you
                Idiot
                Bustard
                My love
                ....... It is very Dificult quastion

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                • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                  Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 7035

                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                  gee.........you never asked me a question...........;(
                  if you do ask a question please make it an easy question. I'm "EXTREMELY" dumb.




                  and you know I would pass any winnings on to the members as freebies with my orders. That helps get your samples out. Sure I would keep a small variety for myself tho. Unless you had suddenly developed a coffee snus.......then no one could pry it from my greedy little hands.
                  Ok
                  Can a man go thru toilet hole ?
                  Yes
                  No
                  And please explain

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    The answer is YES. You simply have to cut the mans body up into smaller pieces to enable him to flow thru the pipes easily.

                    somehow I feel you knew that was going to be my answer.


                    However, if what you mean by "go" as "peeing" then the answer is still yes.
                    in the US when we say we have to "go", many times that means that we have to pee. Surely pee will go thru the toilet hole. Yes

                    Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                    Ok
                    Can a man go thru toilet hole ?
                    Yes
                    No
                    And please explain
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • anam_caram
                      Member
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 17

                      Dear GN,

                      my Armenian Language is pretty bad, had only Latin in school. But i´m pretty sure( i hope so) "KARAM" means someting like "i can do", but i`m not sure.....
                      Anyways, thanks what you have done for us europians!

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                      • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                        Member
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 7035

                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                        The answer is YES. You simply have to cut the mans body up into smaller pieces to enable him to flow thru the pipes easily.

                        somehow I feel you knew that was going to be my answer.


                        However, if what you meanby "go" as "peeing" then the answer is still yes.
                        in the US when we say we have to "go" that many times means that we have to pee.
                        Or that man is sh**t -any way you won

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                        • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                          Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 7035

                          Originally posted by anam_caram
                          Aloha GN,

                          my Armenian Language is pretty bad, had only Latin in school. But i´m pretty sure( i hope so) "KARAM" means someting like "i can do", but i`m not sure.....
                          Anyways, thanks what you have done for us europians!
                          You woooooooooooooooooooon sand me your details to gevorg@gajane.se

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                          • anam_caram
                            Member
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 17

                            no way, that`s not thru, or is it?!?!?!?!
                            Thanks for a sleepless night....;-)

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                            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 7035

                              Originally posted by anam_caram
                              no way, that`s not thru, or is it?!?!?!?!
                              Thanks for a sleepless night....;-)
                              It is true you was just amazing bravo

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                              • Premium Parrots
                                Super Moderators
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9758

                                Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                                Or that man is sh**t -any way you won
                                WOOHOO!! Winning!!!!!!


                                Here is another situation where a man can go thru a toilet hole.


                                In those outdoor portable toilets that are used at festivals and concerts and such have plenty of room to fit a man into. Also the old time "out houses" with deep holes into the dirt will hold a man but its not somewhere anyone wants to be. Except maybe.........

                                Whalen can tell you more about that.


                                Thank you Dear "old" Mr. GN. If you need my info let me know.
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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