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  • halocog
    Member
    • Oct 2011
    • 649

    You know you're poor when....

    You are absolutely thrilled by finding an unopened can of Probe Whiskey in the fridge you didn't know you had.
    Originally posted by Frosted
    I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana
  • whalen
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 6593

    #2
    You know your poor when you had to sell the fridge because there was no more snus in it!
    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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    • dman21
      Member
      • Jul 2012
      • 1141

      #3
      Is Probe Whiskey really that bad?

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Originally posted by dman21
        Is Probe Whiskey really that bad?
        no that's not the question

        it should read

        Originally posted by dman21
        Probe Whiskey!?.....Damn bro you really that poor

        There fixed it .........
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • Ansel
          Member
          • Feb 2011
          • 3696

          #5
          You know you're poor when... you find yourself down at Swedish dockyards and you wind up doing 'favours' for sailors in exchange for snus.

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          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #6
            Originally posted by Snusdog
            no that's not the question

            it should read




            There fixed it .........
            hahahahahaha

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            • Skell18
              Member
              • May 2012
              • 7067

              #7
              Originally posted by Ansel
              You know you're poor when... you find yourself down at Swedish dockyards and you wind up doing 'favours' for sailors in exchange for snus.
              hahahahahahahahaha

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              • hokiehi82
                Member
                • Jul 2012
                • 227

                #8
                Man. Y'all are making me ashamed for loving the hell out of some Probe!

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                • daz
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 268

                  #9
                  you know you're well poor when the rats that live in your basement bring you food parels

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                  • Nuusku
                    Member
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 993

                    #10
                    You use Thunder snus.
                    just kidding, just kidding
                    or am i..?

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                    • halocog
                      Member
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 649

                      #11
                      Probe isn't really bad lol. I've just been using Offroad frosted los for way too long. It's all I have, and it's horrible on my gums and mouth. Probe is a good snus, I just don't see myself ever buying it again. It's just not worth what they're selling it for.
                      Originally posted by Frosted
                      I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana

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                      • squeezyjohn
                        Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2497

                        #12
                        You know you're poor when ... you're down to your last portion of Offroad that's only been sucked once and is inside the ashtray lid waiting to dry out so you can pretend it's new again ... and then you realise that even if you had any money you couldn't buy any more snus because you live in the f()(&ing EU.

                        Poor in so many ways!
                        Squeezyjohn

                        Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                        • Dirty Hippy
                          Member
                          • May 2011
                          • 81

                          #13
                          1. You dip a can of Kayak a day, yet by the end of the week you still have the exact same can......all while you are dipping with your hands covered in cow shit.....
                          (Yes I know someone who does this....)

                          2. You think Ramen noodles are cuisine!

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                          • Bigblue1
                            Banned Users
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 3923

                            #14
                            You get a free hamburger speaker from Skoal in the mail and immediately take a bite out of it

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                            • GoVegan
                              Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 5603

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ansel
                              You know you're poor when... you find yourself down at Swedish dockyards and you wind up doing 'favours' for sailors in exchange for snus.
                              I am just waiting for the Chad jokes to begin.

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