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  • dman21
    Member
    • Jul 2012
    • 1141

    Drunken story

    I got pretty drunk last night. So drunk that I snussed while standing in the kitchen and talking to my parents, which I never do. Surprisingly, not a word. Didn't want to smoke anymore, so I thought screw it, I'll pop in a snus. You guys have any drunken stories of this sort?
  • whalen
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 6593

    #2
    Yes..........
    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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    • OregonNative
      Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 647

      #3

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Hang on....................let me get my bottle of bourbon..................I'll be right back with a story........... or pass out trying
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • Bigaddyii
          Member
          • Nov 2012
          • 92

          #5
          I've never considered smoking or snusing in front of my parents story worthy, whether I was drunk or not. As a young person I would have been far more worried about being drunk in front of my parents then using tobacco in front of them.

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          • Thunder_Snus
            Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 1316

            #6
            I dont understand the story....are you 15 or something? Or are your parents tobacco nazis? What makes your feat such an achievement?

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            • dman21
              Member
              • Jul 2012
              • 1141

              #7
              Tobacco nazis

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                #8
                I can only dream about sitting down and haveing a drink and a snus with my parents.
                That would be great.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • Thunder_Snus
                  Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 1316

                  #9
                  I suppose i can throw in a drunken story to help out.



                  Be me
                  20 years old
                  go out drinking at a nearby bar
                  start talking to this chick and shes totally into me
                  we talk for awhile, she says her name is raven
                  i tell her my friend used to have a parrot named raven
                  whythe****didijustsaythat.jpg
                  she still seems pretty into me so we head back to my place
                  i'm pretty drunk and keep snapping in and out of what the current situation at hand is
                  eventually make it into my bed while she slips away into my bathroom
                  totallygonnagetlaid.jpg
                  she comes back gets under the covers and we fool around for awhile
                  she asks if i have any condoms
                  turn around to open nighstand and get one but i feel a sharp scratch on my back
                  I turn around and realize this is not a woman at all
                  what i had brought home from the bar was not a woman at all but a 16 foot tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era
                  I looked it dead in the eyes and said "what the hell do you want from me you god damn lochness monster"
                  and do you know what?
                  it looked me straight in the eye and said
                  ...."i need"...."i need about three fiddy"

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    #10
                    dam....the one I brought home charged me abuckthreefiddy.

                    guess I got screwed twice.


                    works for me.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Bigblue1
                      Banned Users
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 3923

                      #11
                      God damn sucubus

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                      • Crow
                        Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 4312

                        #12
                        I've got a drunken story for you...

                        One night I decided to go on a binge consisting of a fresh can of Oden's Extreme, a quarter ounce of fresh herbs, and a bottle of Brennivín.

                        Shortly after consumption of said substances, I proceeded to the SnusOn forum; where I typed out a long and extraneous post about my drunken behavior whilst consuming a portion of Oden's.

                        Afterwards, I began spamming the Chatbox with my video links....... Followed by a nice long pass out, and a bloody headache in the morning.
                        Words of Wisdom

                        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                        Frosted: lucky twat
                        Frosted: Aussie slags
                        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                        • Bigblue1
                          Banned Users
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 3923

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Crow
                          I've got a drunken story for you...

                          One night I decided to go on a binge consisting of a fresh can of Oden's Extreme, a quarter ounce of fresh herbs, and a bottle of Brennivín.

                          Shortly after consumption of said substances, I proceeded to the SnusOn forum; where I typed out a long and extraneous post about my drunken behavior whilst consuming a portion of Oden's.

                          Afterwards, I began spamming the Chatbox with my video links....... Followed by a nice long pass out, and a bloody headache in the morning.

                          Damn herbs will do that to you every time. I once mainlined some Itallian seasoning and started doing fist pumps and blowing my hair up the whole night thru. I'll tell ya that ain't ever gonna be repeated... Then again maybe I can get a tv sho called Mchenry shore.....

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                          • wa3zrm
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 4436

                            #14
                            Whenever I use snus in public, I tell them it's a breath mint and offer them one. I've had some interesting reactions...
                            If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #15
                              Nobody questions the crow and his snus. It is observed and respected as such.......................................:::::::::::

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                              If you're still confused, you can count this as a stoned post!
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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