Drunken story

[dman21]

I got pretty drunk last night. So drunk that I snussed while standing in the kitchen and talking to my parents, which I never do. Surprisingly, not a word. Didn't want to smoke anymore, so I thought screw it, I'll pop in a snus. You guys have any drunken stories of this sort?

[whalen]

Yes..........

[OregonNative]

[Snusdog]

Hang on....................let me get my bottle of bourbon..................I'll be right back with a story........... or pass out trying

[Bigaddyii]

I've never considered smoking or snusing in front of my parents story worthy, whether I was drunk or not. As a young person I would have been far more worried about being drunk in front of my parents then using tobacco in front of them.

[Thunder_Snus]

I dont understand the story....are you 15 or something? Or are your parents tobacco nazis? What makes your feat such an achievement?

[dman21]

Tobacco nazis

[Premium Parrots]

I can only dream about sitting down and haveing a drink and a snus with my parents.
That would be great.

[Thunder_Snus]

I suppose i can throw in a drunken story to help out.



Be me
20 years old
go out drinking at a nearby bar
start talking to this chick and shes totally into me
we talk for awhile, she says her name is raven
i tell her my friend used to have a parrot named raven
whythe****didijustsaythat.jpg
she still seems pretty into me so we head back to my place
i'm pretty drunk and keep snapping in and out of what the current situation at hand is
eventually make it into my bed while she slips away into my bathroom
totallygonnagetlaid.jpg
she comes back gets under the covers and we fool around for awhile
she asks if i have any condoms
turn around to open nighstand and get one but i feel a sharp scratch on my back
I turn around and realize this is not a woman at all
what i had brought home from the bar was not a woman at all but a 16 foot tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era
I looked it dead in the eyes and said "what the hell do you want from me you god damn lochness monster"
and do you know what?
it looked me straight in the eye and said
...."i need"...."i need about three fiddy"

[Premium Parrots]

dam....the one I brought home charged me abuckthreefiddy.

guess I got screwed twice.


works for me.

[Bigblue1]

God damn sucubus

[Crow]

I've got a drunken story for you...

One night I decided to go on a binge consisting of a fresh can of Oden's Extreme, a quarter ounce of fresh herbs, and a bottle of Brennivín.

Shortly after consumption of said substances, I proceeded to the SnusOn forum; where I typed out a long and extraneous post about my drunken behavior whilst consuming a portion of Oden's.

Afterwards, I began spamming the Chatbox with my video links....... Followed by a nice long pass out, and a bloody headache in the morning.

[Bigblue1]

I've got a drunken story for you...

One night I decided to go on a binge consisting of a fresh can of Oden's Extreme, a quarter ounce of fresh herbs, and a bottle of Brennivín.

Shortly after consumption of said substances, I proceeded to the SnusOn forum; where I typed out a long and extraneous post about my drunken behavior whilst consuming a portion of Oden's.

Afterwards, I began spamming the Chatbox with my video links....... Followed by a nice long pass out, and a bloody headache in the morning.

Damn herbs will do that to you every time. I once mainlined some Itallian seasoning and started doing fist pumps and blowing my hair up the whole night thru. I'll tell ya that ain't ever gonna be repeated... Then again maybe I can get a tv sho called Mchenry shore.....

[wa3zrm]

Whenever I use snus in public, I tell them it's a breath mint and offer them one. I've had some interesting reactions...

[Crow]

Nobody questions the crow and his snus. It is observed and respected as such.......................................:::::::::::

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If you're still confused, you can count this as a stoned post!