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GN tobacco has solicited legal advice from a unnamed but famed Snus activist and renowned London Barrister in an apparent attempt to harass and dissuade two beloved and quite gifted snuson members of advanced age from engaging in what otherwise would be considered clever light hearted banter.
This situation is thought to stem from a gross misunderstanding as to what the perfect Coffee snus was to taste like, and just what exactly it was the Kingpin was wearing.
Attempts were made to contact the two gifted members for further comment, but this reporter was barred entry into the distinguished Gentleman's club without first paying what was called a "Cover Charge", this thinly veiled attempt at "payola" is not permissible, and would not be tolerated.
The two extremely handsome gentlemen were then observed soliciting many members of the "Staff" of the club, openly offering money to the ladies present for what could only be "acts" of silence.
Further attempts to contact the more repugnant member in question, was deemed futile, when every attempt to locate his home, led to an empty lot with only a blue barrel on it.
Stay tuned for any further breaking news on this story.....................
GN tobacco has solicited legal advice from a unnamed but famed Snus activist and renowned London Barrister in an apparent attempt to harass and dissuade two beloved and quite gifted snuson members of advanced age from engaging in what otherwise would be considered clever light hearted banter.
This situation is thought to stem from a gross misunderstanding as to what the perfect Coffee snus was to taste like, and just what exactly it was the Kingpin was wearing.
Attempts were made to contact the two gifted members for further comment, but this reporter was barred entry into the distinguished Gentleman's club without first paying what was called a "Cover Charge", this thinly veiled attempt at "payola" is not permissible, and would not be tolerated.
The two extremely handsome gentlemen were then observed soliciting many members of the "Staff" of the club, openly offering money to the ladies present for what could only be "acts" of silence.
Further attempts to contact the more repugnant member in question, was deemed futile, when every attempt to locate his home, led to an empty lot with only a blue barrel on it.
Stay tuned for any further breaking news on this story.....................
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