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  • whalen
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 6593

    Snus Kingpin threatens Legal action!

    Just In......

    GN tobacco has solicited legal advice from a unnamed but famed Snus activist and renowned London Barrister in an apparent attempt to harass and dissuade two beloved and quite gifted snuson members of advanced age from engaging in what otherwise would be considered clever light hearted banter.

    This situation is thought to stem from a gross misunderstanding as to what the perfect Coffee snus was to taste like, and just what exactly it was the Kingpin was wearing.

    Attempts were made to contact the two gifted members for further comment, but this reporter was barred entry into the distinguished Gentleman's club without first paying what was called a "Cover Charge", this thinly veiled attempt at "payola" is not permissible, and would not be tolerated.

    The two extremely handsome gentlemen were then observed soliciting many members of the "Staff" of the club, openly offering money to the ladies present for what could only be "acts" of silence.

    Further attempts to contact the more repugnant member in question, was deemed futile, when every attempt to locate his home, led to an empty lot with only a blue barrel on it.

    Stay tuned for any further breaking news on this story.....................
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  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    "Kingpin"... That sounds a lot like "terrorist" to me. If GN's involved, I'm sure it's a serious situation, and those terro... kingpins should be hauled off to Gitmo for some US hospitality.

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    • whalen
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 6593

      #3
      They are using fleshlight drones now I hear!

      They fly pretty low!
      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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      • Skell18
        Member
        • May 2012
        • 7067

        #4
        hahahahahahahaha

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        • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
          Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 7035

          #5
          Originally posted by whalen
          Just In......

          GN tobacco has solicited legal advice from a unnamed but famed Snus activist and renowned London Barrister in an apparent attempt to harass and dissuade two beloved and quite gifted snuson members of advanced age from engaging in what otherwise would be considered clever light hearted banter.

          This situation is thought to stem from a gross misunderstanding as to what the perfect Coffee snus was to taste like, and just what exactly it was the Kingpin was wearing.

          Attempts were made to contact the two gifted members for further comment, but this reporter was barred entry into the distinguished Gentleman's club without first paying what was called a "Cover Charge", this thinly veiled attempt at "payola" is not permissible, and would not be tolerated.

          The two extremely handsome gentlemen were then observed soliciting many members of the "Staff" of the club, openly offering money to the ladies present for what could only be "acts" of silence.

          Further attempts to contact the more repugnant member in question, was deemed futile, when every attempt to locate his home, led to an empty lot with only a blue barrel on it.

          Stay tuned for any further breaking news on this story.....................
          Skell , Skell .. Skelland darling brother Skelly ;( I am .... Skelly situation is serious Igor problem with Whalen
          He going to start legal action against me help help heeeeeeelp

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          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #6
            Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
            Skell , Skell .. Skelland darling brother Skelly ;( I am .... Skelly situation is serious Igor problem with Whalen
            He going to start legal action against me help help heeeeeeelp
            I'm on it GN, we have surveillance footage they will quash the problem

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            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
              Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 7035

              #7
              I know what to do calm him down chek the new thread I am starting in 5 minets

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              • GoVegan
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 5603

                #8
                Originally posted by Skell18
                I'm on it GN, we have surveillance footage they will quash the problem
                surveillance footage of Whalen will carry a rating of X for sure.

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GoVegan
                  surveillance footage of Whalen will carry a rating of X for sure.
                  There are not enough X's in the world to rate this footage!

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Skell18
                    I'm on it GN, we have surveillance footage they will quash the problem
                    This one? I was wearing a disguise!Click image for larger version

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                    • whalen
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                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      #11
                      And PP was Click image for larger version

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                      • whalen
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                        • May 2009
                        • 6593

                        #12
                        And of course you know what we did to the last gauy who tried this!!!!Click image for larger version

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                        • whalen
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                          • May 2009
                          • 6593

                          #13
                          You obviously have not met my Lawyer!Click image for larger version

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                          She is very persuasive!
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                          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
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                            • Mar 2011
                            • 7035

                            #14
                            Click image for larger version

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                            I believe that lawyers In BRASIL looks like here

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                            • whalen
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                              • May 2009
                              • 6593

                              #15
                              Guilty!
                              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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