`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?
'Quoth the raven, `You...uh...you've got some stuff on your teeth.'
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
My own really wasn't a poem but it fit so well that I just had to post it
Technically all his plays were in in iambic pentameter, so your Hamlet quote is from a poem. As for PP, well, everything he says is poetry of one sort or another. :P
There was an old fella' named Bruce
Who got off the cigs with strong snus
He started to wonder
If Extreme and Thunder
Was the reason his bowels were now loose
Thank you - thank you ... I'm here all week!
Squeezyjohn
Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
There was an old fella' named Bruce
Who got off the cigs with strong snus
He started to wonder
If Extreme and Thunder
Was the reason his bowels were now loose
There once was a man named Deuce when he snused he snused loose snus he popped in a prilla layed his head on his pillow and was awakend by his wife with a noose.
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