Umm, don't know where to start so I guess I'll start at the beginning...
I AM GONNA BE A DAD HOLY ****
I AM GONNA BE A DAD HOLY ****
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Well ... may I be the first here to say ...
CONGRATULATIONS!
Welcome to no sleep, no free time, no hobbies, having to earn more money, and the best time in your life all rolled in to one. Oh - and less time to trawl the internet for women to show in the "Hot Women thread"!!!Squeezyjohn
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Hey let me be the second one to say CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!Comment
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well then....let me be the third to congratulate you!!
Teach em right so they are capable of careing for you when you get too old to help yourself.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Thanks guys...
SO STOKED!!Comment
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congratulations! :-)Comment
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Congrats! My son is almost 11 months. Your gonna love it!
Here's something to practice...pretending you're asleep ; -)Comment
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may I be the first to say
GOD HELP YOUComment
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
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Congratulations and welcome to the most tiring and rewarding time of your life!Comment
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Don't let us old curmudgeonly father's piss on your cornflakes CzechCzar!
It is far harder than anyone could possibly imagine beforehand ... but the human instinct to cope with what should be impossible is incredible ... you'll be a fantastic father! And the positives in fatherhood far outweigh the negatives (even if you have to keep chanting that to yourself in the hard times!)
You're now a proper man! Enjoy it!Squeezyjohn
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THIS ^^^^^Originally posted by squeezyjohn
Congratulations mate. Squeezy summed it up. It's one hell of a journey and yes it's worth it. You think you'll teach your kids? They teach you. As Squeezy said - you can't imagine what it's like beforehand. It'll make you more of a man than you were before - in lots of good ways......look at me for instance.Comment
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My fiancee and I already had names picked out... It's exactly what we wanted, just a bit early! Couldn't be happier.
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Well - that's good!
All the very best of British luck!Squeezyjohn
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That's awesome, congrats!Comment
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The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Mass Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force...
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Women show great power over men and defy all attempts to reveal a weakness, until now.
For centuries man has struggled with the power that... -
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This bit of science arcanum is especially cringe-worthy. Many years ago, scientists first discovered that a...22-06-13, 03:32 AM -
I had to post this because the title is f-wording hilarious.
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