Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
Im still waiting by the door for the ups guy to stop at my house...Im sed I have no winnings from January's contest or this one. I can't take any more of this shit 99 cent general. Help a poor brother out!
Im still waiting by the door for the ups guy to stop at my house...Im sed I have no winnings from January's contest or this one. I can't take any more of this shit 99 cent general. Help a poor brother out!
Snotgifff........ I am placing a curse on GN........... I have some Powerful Ju Ju dirt I was given in darkest Africa (Formally Zaire). I traded a full (almost) bottle of Jack Daniels to a medicine man for it. He gave me a plastic Cigarette case (says Okopie on it) full of finely powdered sand and ash. I have only used it a few times, and regret using it the last time (Neighbor moved fence over my path to the river, she contracted West Nile and is still trying to regain the ability to walk). I used too much on her i guess. But, I asked her nicely several times, and "Fuq off" was a bit curt if you ask me.
I am placing it on the object to be cursed, in GN's case I will use just one tiny particle, and I am placing it on a banana. I was told to place it on the object that most resembles the parts to be affected. GN's curse can only be lifted by you receiving your package. I hate to resort to Ju Ju, but i have faith in it, and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the Congo was a steep price. Mine as well get my money's worth.
I am pretty sure just a smidgen will get the job done with no long lasting damage. Keep your fingers crossed......... Whalen.
I read the members "TOS" pretty closely, and did not see Voodoo Curses in there anywhere, so I am pretty sure I am good as far as getting reprimanded by the Mods, and besides, there is a whole lot of Ju JU dust remaining in that plastic case! Just sayin........!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
Well I for one am glad to see that GN is no longer trying to manipulate the site....buy off the members.... and fix reviews with copious free gifts.........or were we only bitching about that in a non freebie thread. ........I forget
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When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
Well I for one am glad to see that GN is no longer trying to manipulate the site....buy off the members.... and fix reviews with copious free gifts.........or were we only bitching about that in a non freebie thread. ........I forget
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Well I for one am glad to see that GN is no longer trying to manipulate the site....buy off the members.... and fix reviews with copious free gifts.........or were we only bitching about that in a non freebie thread. ........I forget
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