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  • Snusdog
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 6752
    #1

    Me Too—I back as well

    Whew…….boy I had to go……..…feeling much better now

    By the way…… I wouldn’t go in there for a while…..man that chimichanga I had for dinner was brutal


    wait.....what?......there is an actual time restriction before you can create an "I'm back thread"

    Well ya'll can kiss my ass.....I ain't going back in there just to wait because of some BS mandatory propriety clause

    I flushed......... and now I'm back
    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758
    #2
    Originally posted by Snusdog
    Whew…….boy I had to go……..…feeling much better now

    By the way…… I wouldn’t go in there for a while…..man that chimichanga I had for dinner was brutal


    wait.....what?......there is an actual time restriction before you can create an "I'm back thread"

    Well ya'll can kiss my ass.....I ain't going back in there just to wait because of some BS mandatory propriety clause

    I flushed......... and now I'm back
    don't worry...tomorrows another day


    and a different menu
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752
      #3
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
      don't worry...tomorrows another day


      and a different menu

      Oh man…….bless your heart……… you really are in for a rude awakening when you move south ………

      the moment you cross the Masson Dixon line…………..Every Mexican restaurant….regardless of name or ownership……… will have the same menu…….with the same pictures……and the same prices…..no matter the town….state…….or side of the track

      For example (and I kid you not)…..throughout the south…..Lunch Item #23 is always……ALWAYS the Speedy Gonzalez (One burrito, one taco, Rice and beans)

      By the way…………#21 has the chimichanga

      Don’t order #21 …….or you’ll be posting your own…… “I’m back thread” as well
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312
        #4
        Originally posted by Snusdog
        Oh man…….bless your heart……… you really are in for a rude awakening when you move south ………

        the moment you cross the Masson Dixon line…………..Every Mexican restaurant….regardless of name or ownership……… will have the same menu…….with the same pictures……and the same prices…..no matter the town….state…….or side of the track

        For example (and I kid you not)…..throughout the south…..Lunch Item #23 is always……ALWAYS the Speedy Gonzalez (One burrito, one taco, Rice and beans)

        By the way…………#21 has the chimichanga

        Don’t order #21 …….or you’ll be posting your own…… “I’m back thread” as well
        I love to explore strange and mysterious lands..............

        I'm going to have to visit the south one of these days.. I'll just have to remember to leave me herbs at home.. You Southerners are such buzzkills.............
        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752
          #5
          Wait....what the hell....where are all my warm welcomes......box passes in my honor.....glad to have you back ol friend


          Hell no....all I get is called a buzz kill

          Well I'll have you know.....back in the colonial days.......we ran all the weirdoes out of South Carolina and they settled in in KY.....then the folks that were too weird for the weirdoes in KY....... got run out of there and settled in Nebraska........then the folks that were too weird for the folks that were too weird for the weirdoes that go run from South Carolina settled in Oregon....and if you were too weird for Oregon (but liked rain and coffee)....you got sent to Washington

          and that my friend is the history of how America's western expansion was fueled by the railroads and fruit-loops

          which therefore proves irrefutably....that I am NOT A BUZ Kill
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312
            #6
            Originally posted by Snusdog
            Wait....what the hell....where are all my warm welcomes......box passes in my honor.....glad to have you back ol friend


            Hell no....all I get is called a buzz kill

            Well I'll have you know.....back in the colonial days.......we ran all the weirdoes out of South Carolina and they settled in in KY.....then the folks that were too weird for the weirdoes in KY....... got run out of there and settled in Nebraska........then the folks that were too weird for the folks that were too weird for the weirdoes that go run from South Carolina settled in Oregon....and if you were too weird for Oregon (but liked rain and coffee)....you got sent to Washington

            and that my friend is the history of how America's western expansion was fueled by the railroads and fruit-loops

            which therefore proves irrefutably....that I am NOT A BUZ Kill
            Hahahaha!!
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
            Frosted: Aussie slags
            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593
              #7
              Chimichanga...... "come on ice cream" - Cheech.
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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