Snus made my penis fall off.

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  • Ansel
    Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 3696

    Snus made my penis fall off.

    It didn't of course but it did in fact make me quit smoking. Yay!
  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #2
    I was on pornhub with a snus in the other night and my penis came off in my hand. I blame the snus.

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    • Ansel
      Member
      • Feb 2011
      • 3696

      #3
      lol frosted

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      • Skell18
        Member
        • May 2012
        • 7067

        #4
        Originally posted by Frosted View Post
        I was on pornhub with a snus in the other night and my penis came off in my hand. I blame the snus.
        Hahahahaha

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        • piks101
          Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 691

          #5
          Originally posted by Frosted View Post
          I was on pornhub with a snus in the other night and my penis came off in my hand. I blame the snus.
          Don't worry, that was just your penis extender that came off in your hand. If you look again closely you will find that your penis is still there.

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          • Thunder_Snus
            Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 1316

            #6
            My new favorite internet trend is stock photos of people at work with pornhub comments captions. Look it up sometime it is quite entertaining.

            Caution: you should not look this up while at work.

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            • Snusdog
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 6752

              #7
              Originally posted by Ansel View Post
              It didn't of course but it did in fact make me quit smoking. Yay!

              I was about to say.........probably no BIG loss

              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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              • precious007
                Banned Users
                • Sep 2010
                • 5885

                #8
                Snus should be legally sold in pharmacies for those wanting to quit fags.

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                • trebli
                  Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 797

                  #9
                  Snus should be sold everywhere in the world to those over 18, with no other restrictions what so ever.

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    #10
                    Hell.....I think the governments should send out monthly vouchers for free snus for everyone over 18.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Frosted
                      Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 5798

                      #11
                      Maybe it was leprosy....I googled it on the interwebs.

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                      • hokiehi82
                        Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 227

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Thunder_Snus View Post
                        My new favorite internet trend is stock photos of people at work with pornhub comments captions. Look it up sometime it is quite entertaining.

                        Caution: you should not look this up while at work.
                        I just looked this up. That may be the greatest thing ever

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                        • Burnsey
                          Member
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 2572

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Frosted View Post
                          I blame the snus.

                          The CDC has managed to keep this quiet so far, but there has been an outbreak of Smallcox and it is world wide.

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                          • Andy105
                            Member
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 1393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Burnsey View Post
                            The CDC has managed to keep this quiet so far, but there has been an outbreak of Smallcox and it is world wide.
                            That's why you should get vaccinated. It mostly effects white guys and Asians.

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                            • naomi12
                              New Member
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 8

                              #15
                              well snus helps us all to quit smoking.

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