Decided to save some money at work. Made myself a salad when all of a sudden....::CRACK:: Imagine throwing a pebble into your mouth and biting down with all your might.
Two weeks later and some displeasure in my mouth I had to see a dentist. Sure enough I almost lost my tooth. Dentist said I was lucky and that I very well could had if it cracked a certain way. Basically a salad worth $1250.
I feel like there's a lesson to be learned here. Why the hell didn't the government warn me about such danger to my well being and why wasn't a giant taxed levied against the supposed PITLESS olive giants and their misleading ways? Where was the warning label and horrific pictures worthy of mentally scaring a young child? I feel cheated and lied to. Now I'm sipping a cheap ass beer trying to kill this pain from my new dental crown. What the hell America
Two weeks later and some displeasure in my mouth I had to see a dentist. Sure enough I almost lost my tooth. Dentist said I was lucky and that I very well could had if it cracked a certain way. Basically a salad worth $1250.
I feel like there's a lesson to be learned here. Why the hell didn't the government warn me about such danger to my well being and why wasn't a giant taxed levied against the supposed PITLESS olive giants and their misleading ways? Where was the warning label and horrific pictures worthy of mentally scaring a young child? I feel cheated and lied to. Now I'm sipping a cheap ass beer trying to kill this pain from my new dental crown. What the hell America
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