Northerner Whitening Energy Snus

[KarlvB]

We voted for this?

I feel like I wasted those 2 seconds that it took to answer the poll.

Northerner sure knows how to make a product that sucks. (Emphasis on product because this is not snus)

If I want caffeine and nicotine delivered together I'll bake a pris of Ettan, grind some beans in the Zassenhaus and make an espresso in the La Pavoni.



Ps: I think someone lost a bet, but I doubt the other party will hold them to it. I mean honestly who wants this stuff - even for free (and I am not talking about the novelty factor)

[lxskllr]

Ps: I think someone lost a bet, but I doubt the other party will hold them to it. I mean honestly who wants this stuff - even for free (and I am not talking about the novelty factor)

"I'll take you up on that bet. In the case that it's a V2 product sold under a different name a la Elixyr, I nominate Xobeloot to be the final judge of whether it's a V2 product or not, with his decision being binding. Deal?

Edit:

In case arbitration is necessary, I propose buying Xobeloot the can of mystery snus, as well as 2 tins of Phantom Blue lös for his trouble. I'll put up the money for Xobeloot's testing fee in exchange for 12 tins of the snus of my choice in case I win(the roll bet + 2 payment tins)"

No need for Xob here, but a bet's a bet. Grim, just let me know what you want, and I'll get it for you.

[Xobeloot]

Takes a man with class to uphold his side of a bet.

Much respect for you, Ix.

[sagedil]

Of course I'll try it!!!

It actually sounds kinda interesting to me, and there is no way it could taste worse than Elyxr :lol:

Seriously, I already use wise as a niche product, that is the snus I use when I work out. All other snus leaves a bad flavor, wise is perfect for that. Is it snus really? Who knows, but it is effective in that niche for me...as, once again I say this, so is Elyxr, and now maybe this, for another niche.

And cocsp2002, don't be so sure about the negative reviews hurting Elyxr. It's fans are VERY loyal, and use it for what it does. Remember, all the non Swedish Match guys are all sharing the last 10% of the market as it is. So if a snus can capture 2 out of 100 users, that really is huge. We are not the market, Sweden is.

and TBD, even if it has only 20 portions, that is, at the minimum, $20 worth of coffees to me. More like $30 though. So you do the math, that $4 tin doesn't sound so bad.

I have been loyal to Elyxr, but if this tastes better, and does for me what the Elyxr does, all the better!!

[RobME]

WTF are you guys talking about? This isn't a V2 product. At least that's how it appears. It seems to have no relation to the poll or voting or any bets that anyone made. At least that how it seems to me.

It appears by the container used, to be a product released by northerner, and made for them by NJETTE http://www.njette.se/start.html, who make the Wise brand snus.

Am I missing something? Bueller? Anybody?

[Grim]

Me and lxskllr had made a bet to who was coming out with that new snus.

He argued offroad and i disagreed and we bet a roll of snus on it.

lxskllr, dont worry about it man. A bet on whose coming out with new snus isnt worth losing a roll on man.

If you were actually saving that money in case you lost it buy yourself a roll of snus you like man.

I appreciate the respect and honesty of holding up your end but dont worry about it bud. Your too good of a guy man and id feel bad about actually making you hold to that bet.

[sagedil]

Who the he** cares, I just ordered me some!!

[aj01]

Northerner snus

"Energy snus" has been a buzzword for years, and Elyxir's attempt was not received well. Northerner's claims could be contested in court, as they compare their product to other "energy snuses," of which there is only one: Elyxir.

Northerner would have done better to release a standard bergamot refrigerated snus, but then they would have pissed off their suppliers even more than I am sure they've done now.

[Xobeloot]

i AM JUST GOING TO WAIT FOR SAGEDIL TO GET HIS AND GET HIM TO PUT A PORTION IN A ZIPLOCK BAG AND MAIL ME ONE.

bah! must learn to type by touch! capslock pwns Xobe v37.9.

[TropicalBob]

I ordered a can, too, Sagedil, along with the new Pall Mall and my regular stuff. I see this as one more hint of the future direction of a segment of the portion snus market. And that's delivery of chemicals besides nicotine for mucosal absorption.

How about putting in the daily 81mg of aspirin needed for circulation and heart health? How about sublingual vitamins like B12 and folic acid? How about niacin in raw form to counter the vasoconstriction of nicotine by commanding vasodilation?

Mix 'em up. With slow-acting portion snus, we have a great way to add health to a harm reduction practice.

[jamesstew]

As a lifelong sufferer of ADHD I'm waiting for the arrival of ritalin-snus. Actually the caffeine and nic in this one may do the trick. How about a weight-loss snus? I know snus makes some hungry when the first start using it.

[Premium Parrots]

If you REALLY want to produce a winning snus............How about adding some Viagra?


That would give you a very much desired effect and would last for hours.

[Starcadia]

I ordered a can, too, Sagedil, along with the new Pall Mall and my regular stuff. I see this as one more hint of the future direction of a segment of the portion snus market. And that's delivery of chemicals besides nicotine for mucosal absorption.

How about putting in the daily 81mg of aspirin needed for circulation and heart health? How about sublingual vitamins like B12 and folic acid? How about niacin in raw form to counter the vasoconstriction of nicotine by commanding vasodilation?

Mix 'em up. With slow-acting portion snus, we have a great way to add health to a harm reduction practice.

LOL. Great idea. One-a-day multi-snus. Throw in some vitamin D for us vampires. Of course, hiding the multi-vitamin taste might be a task.