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  • Xobeloot
    Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 2542

    New Snus!

    This Just In!

    A new strong mini white dry moist portionsnus is now available!

    Not only is it a snus, but a multi-vitamin also! It whitens your teeth too! It also has added fiber to keep you regular, crack-cocaine & methamphetamine to keep you awake, and comes with it's own nanny to take care of your kids and pets!

    Dont wait! Order your new ROFLWTFBBQ snus today!

    Only at Northerner.com
  • moneymanmike
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 133

    #2
    I was on board untill "crack-cocaine & methamphetamine" got thrown in. Oh and is the nanny that comes with it a Swedish nanny

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    • Xobeloot
      Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 2542

      #3

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      • RobME
        Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 387

        #4
        Ah... Is that the new lady in your life? Or... Mrs. Xobe perhaps. Or maybe you're just pimping for PP. Rumor has it he's lookin' for a new babe. She looks like she might like his worms. 8) From the size of the background butts, she looks like she might be about the size of his worms. Maybe... she IS one of his new breed of Elixyr-bred worms.

        Regs buddy, :lol:

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        • mwood72

          #5
          Re: New Snus!

          Originally posted by Xobeloot
          This Just In!

          A new strong mini white dry moist portionsnus is now available!

          Not only is it a snus, but a multi-vitamin also! It whitens your teeth too! It also has added fiber to keep you regular, crack-cocaine & methamphetamine to keep you awake, and comes with it's own nanny to take care of your kids and pets!

          Dont wait! Order your new ROFLWTFBBQ snus today!

          Only at Northerner.com
          I'll take a roll if it comes with a Swedish nanny

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          • Xobeloot
            Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 2542

            #6
            One variety only. See above picture (ashtray not included)

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            • snusjus
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 2674

              #7
              ^Virtually every old-lady that buys cigarettes at my store look like that!

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              • airwoodstock
                Banned Users
                • Aug 2008
                • 340

                #8
                I particulary like the slight mustache and whiskers :shock: on the chin and.......oh Dammit......Now I have to go wash my eyes out......with acid!!! :lol:

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                • Sacrilicious
                  Member
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 118

                  #9
                  That is too much! I haven't ordered from Northerner yet - I've been wanting to try Wise, Gellivare & Landstrom, so this might be a good time to try them. Definitely the goofiest snus I've ever seen, a must-try!

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