It creates a pretty picture doesnt it. Websites offering grab bags of random snus flavors at a slight mark down in order to save you money, and offer you some variety. But a closer look gives you a chilling reminder of the evil snus monsters who want to see us hooked on their product
Let me explain.
The next time you get a "Mixed Roll" discount look at the snus they send you. Its almost ALL stark portions! Why is this? Is it possible that our beloved snus dealers are "TRYING" to get us hooked on their product. I mean, If I went to a cheese burger shop, hopefully they would make me a damn good burger to get me hooked and to come again. But look at the nature of the beast....the beast of addiction. Im gonna argue that these folks are doing their best to create a dependence on the devils weed in order to keep us coming back.
Why not send us mini portions, why not send us regular ass white portions? Ill tell you why, its because you are far more likley to place a phattty order once they give you enough nicotine to seriously poison a small child inside their "Stark" portions. :devilish:
Or am I over thinking this?
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The next time you get a "Mixed Roll" discount look at the snus they send you. Its almost ALL stark portions! Why is this? Is it possible that our beloved snus dealers are "TRYING" to get us hooked on their product. I mean, If I went to a cheese burger shop, hopefully they would make me a damn good burger to get me hooked and to come again. But look at the nature of the beast....the beast of addiction. Im gonna argue that these folks are doing their best to create a dependence on the devils weed in order to keep us coming back.
Why not send us mini portions, why not send us regular ass white portions? Ill tell you why, its because you are far more likley to place a phattty order once they give you enough nicotine to seriously poison a small child inside their "Stark" portions. :devilish:
Or am I over thinking this?
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