Portion Aim

[Starcadia]

95% of the time when I spit a portion aiming for a trash can, unless I'm standing right over it, I miss. It's really frustrating. If one goes long, the next one I take some oomph off of, and it invariably falls short. Anyone perfected this elusive art?

[Premium Parrots]

It takes a bit of skill and training. Similar to hitting that particular spot [or target] in the urinal while peeing. :lol:

[bakerbarber]

I almost choked to death yesterday.

I was by myself in the car. I rolled down the window, took a big huff in to spit out my portion, and it fell out of my lip and almost got carried in with my breath.

It was pretty unnerving. Made me rethink the whole Snus PM idea from the other day.

Usually I got pretty good "aim" though. :roll:

[RobsanX]

I usually just lean over and let gravity do the work. There have been a few portions go splat on the toilet seat... ops:

[Premium Parrots]

Better portions on the seat than a big wad of los and a bunch of brown spit........... :P

[snusfather]

Better portions on the seat than a big wad of los and a bunch of brown spit........... :P

I would leave that one for the wife to find :lol:

[airwoodstock]

Better portions on the seat than a big wad of los and a bunch of brown spit........... :P

Bit of wet TP on the seat and you have quite the practical joke there!! :lol: :lol: :lol:








ouch.....quit slappin' me on my bald spot!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Starcadia]

lol

Bit of wet TP on the seat and you have quite the practical joke there!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Especially if you don't mind putting it back in your mouth for a short period of time in front of her and act like you could've sworn she already knew about your strange habit.

[Premium Parrots]

....scat fetish?





ewwww




well this thread is in the toilet, or rather on the seat

[ponysoprano]

is 2 girls, 1 portion coming soon to a viral video site near you....?

[snusfather]

is 2 girls, 1 portion coming soon to a viral video site near you....?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]

[jamesstew]

I recently spit a pris of loose in the toilet and forgot to flush it away. Girlfriend came over and was horrified.

[Starcadia]

:lol:

I shot one at the toilet when I got out of the shower this morning. It hit the back rim and stuck there for a few seconds. Damn! So close! But it was close enough that it then fell in on its own. w00t! Not a swish, but not an airball.

[snusjus]

I always spit in toilets or urinals to scare innocent bystanders.

[Starcadia]

Dammit, I think I'm getting worse at my portion aim. The worst was just a few minutes ago. I had just finished a paper cup of tea and thought I'd spit my portion into the cup and throw them both away at the same time. So I held the cup up to my face and spit. Point blank. I missed, and the portion fell onto my chest. Ridiculous! Especially since I'm a pretty coordinated guy otherwise. :?