Hello,
I've lurked this forum for about a month now. It has helped me tremendously. I've been smoking 30+ ciggs a day for over 20 years. I recently quit for 6 weeks using e-cigarettes but had to stop using them because I never got my dose quite right and ended up OD'ing a few times. I have since decided to diversify my tobacco usage to find something I could replace the ciggs with. I bought a couple pipes, cigars, snus, and snuff. I have cut down the ciggs quite a bit mostly from using the snus. I just got my second snus order today and am using loose snus for the first time ever right now. I have about 20 different cans of snus and have really been enjoying them all except for the Camel snus which doesn't compare at all. I have also really enjoyed reading this forum, so thanks to all who post here. And a special thanks to Tropical Bob for posting about snus on the e-cig forums otherwise I might not of ever heard of the stuff. Here's a joke I liked from another forum.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
I've lurked this forum for about a month now. It has helped me tremendously. I've been smoking 30+ ciggs a day for over 20 years. I recently quit for 6 weeks using e-cigarettes but had to stop using them because I never got my dose quite right and ended up OD'ing a few times. I have since decided to diversify my tobacco usage to find something I could replace the ciggs with. I bought a couple pipes, cigars, snus, and snuff. I have cut down the ciggs quite a bit mostly from using the snus. I just got my second snus order today and am using loose snus for the first time ever right now. I have about 20 different cans of snus and have really been enjoying them all except for the Camel snus which doesn't compare at all. I have also really enjoyed reading this forum, so thanks to all who post here. And a special thanks to Tropical Bob for posting about snus on the e-cig forums otherwise I might not of ever heard of the stuff. Here's a joke I liked from another forum.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
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