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  • Racerei
    New Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 10

    Offroad Apple

    At first glance, i thought that offroad apple was going to be a delicious treat. Little did i know what i was in for. As soon as I opened the tin it was like i instantly ingested a gallon of ipecac. I gagged and realized how much apples and tobacco don't go together. I decided to give it a shot anyway and grabbed the oddly square shaped pouch and put it in. The first thing I notice is the lack of flavor. It didn't kick in for a while which was a good thing because as soon as it did, I realized what a mistake it was. I really didn't enjoy this flavor but i do have a tin of Offroad coffee/vanilla. So im hoping this will save my view of the offroad line!

    On the bright side I also got a tin of Nick and Johnny which is delicious!
  • joshua
    Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 214

    #2
    You better just fold your cards if you're thinking coffee/vanilla is going to change your perception of Offroad. You picked what might be the worst two snus known to the entire history of mankind.

    You'd really have been better off if you laid on your back, opened your mouth and paid texasmade $6 (plus shipping) to squat down and take a dysentery fueled mexican food hate shit inside of your mouth.

    But then again, I like a snus with some run to it.

    And I heard texasmade can make his butthole into the shape of a fist.

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    • Shownarou
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 124

      #3
      Ohh boy.. If a mod's on, they might want to delete that. Joshua's kinda drunk right now. It's his birthday, be easy on him.

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      • Ainkor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 1144

        #4
        I son't recall ever seeing a modded post here, hrmm. Oh well.

        As far as Offroad Apple? It was of the first snuses I tried and if I were to have based my impressions on that, I would still be smoking. It is that bad IMO.

        Coffee/Vanilla on the other hand, not too shabby!

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        • texasmade
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 4159

          #5
          Originally posted by joshua
          You better just fold your cards if you're thinking coffee/vanilla is going to change your perception of Offroad. You picked what might be the worst two snus known to the entire history of mankind.

          You'd really have been better off if you laid on your back, opened your mouth and paid texasmade $6 (plus shipping) to squat down and take a dysentery fueled mexican food hate shit inside of your mouth.

          But then again, I like a snus with some run to it.

          And I heard texasmade can make his butthole into the shape of a fist.

          well...that would be a unique talent...but sadly i cant do that...
          (he really is drunk he was on IRC...and made no sense..)
          he op'd me though...so he should drink more :lol:

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          • deebocools
            Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 661

            #6
            say no to censorship!

            I've been very vocal about my hate for offroad apple. To me it smells like tootsie rolls(one candy I can't stand) and tastes nothing like apple. If it didn't say apple and someone asked me to guess the flavor I'd say sour tobacco.

            It was one of the first snuses I got, and at some point that's all I had before my next order. I got through 2/3 of the tin somehow and ended up throwing it out and buying some american dip, which for all its faults is far superior to that abomination

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            • Starcadia
              Member
              • May 2008
              • 646

              #7
              Funny opening post. The only thing that could top it would be something like:

              "Ugh, the apple and coffee/vanilla were awful, but at least I have a can of Elyxir Energy, which I'm sure will save this unlucky streak."

              Good luck to you, Racerei. I'm sure there's some snus out there for you.

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              • sagedil
                Member
                • Nov 2007
                • 7077

                #8
                Get a tin of Level. Will give you a whole new perspective on how bad snus can be. :lol: :lol:

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                • Messiah
                  Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 87

                  #9
                  Re: Offroad Apple

                  Originally posted by Racerei
                  I gagged and realized how much apples and tobacco don't go together.
                  skoal apple is okay.

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                  • Jason
                    Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1370

                    #10
                    I would suggest Gotlands green if you are looking for an apple tasting snus.

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                    • Hoovie
                      Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 109

                      #11
                      Got Green (to me) tastes sort of like green apple meets melon

                      It just sort of tastes green... if that makes sense

                      I agree on OR Apple, it's one of only 2 snus's I couldn't finish (other being Julesnus), and it currently resides in my freezer... where it will probably stay until i throw it away

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                      • Racerei
                        New Member
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Starcadia
                        Funny opening post. The only thing that could top it would be something like:

                        "Ugh, the apple and coffee/vanilla were awful, but at least I have a can of Elyxir Energy, which I'm sure will save this unlucky streak."

                        Good luck to you, Racerei. I'm sure there's some snus out there for you.

                        rofl, I actually really did get some elyxir in the order and its another one of the ones I have yet to try!

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                        • deebocools
                          Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 661

                          #13
                          skoal apple was actually my last favorite before signing over my soul to snus. You could taste both apple and tobacco, somehow they got it right. hopefully some snus could do the same, cause honestly the flavors can go together. But perhaps only fermented tobacco works

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                          • SSgtTrav
                            Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 136

                            #14
                            I actually dont mind the OR Apple. I think it kind of tastes like tea with a slight fresh apple taste. It smells kind of like that too after being open for a day or so. It smelled terrible when I first opened it though. I see a lot of people that don't like it but I think it isn't bad, it isn't ever going to be my go to snus but I don't mind it every once in a while. Maybe you should give it another shot after you've been snusing for a while. You might end up liking it.

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