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  • ddandb
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 570

    Someone please smack sagedil for me.

    Elixyr.. Elixyr... Elixyr

    So following his advice I pop one of these in this morning on my way to work.
    Hmmm, has kind of a cat piss-turpentine flavor to it, but in a good way.
    Didn't notice any big burst of energy right away.
    15 minutes later I realize that I've just looked out the passenger window of my car, the back of my car, my drivers window, and the windshield, all in the space of 1 second. Yes, my head had completely spun around.
    I'm awake now. I may never sleep again.

    It's been in for over an hour now and I'm still getting flavor out of it. (I don't know if that's good or bad) Actually I'm kinda getting used to it. It grows on you.... like warts.... I think I'm starting to like it. Either that or it has permanently ruined all my taste buds.
  • deebocools
    Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 661

    #2
    you've just sealed the deal for me. I'm used to downing at least $10 worth of liquor to make my head spin

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    • joshua
      Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 214

      #3
      Your head didn't spin in a circle, you hit a ****ing time warp allowing you to look in all directions at once. Your brain couldn't comprehend it so you just THINK that your head spun around.

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      • sagedil
        Member
        • Nov 2007
        • 7077

        #4
        LOL

        Yeah, the flavor is interesting. I have left it in for 2 hours before and still get flavor. I will never say I *like* it. But it is something I associate with feeling good, so I kind of enjoy it.

        But it does work. Oh does it work. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9759

          #5
          Please don't slap Sage anymore. His forehead is aready bruised enuff.




          IF you can find them............kick him in the nuts instead, that won't show
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            Re: Someone please smack sagedil for me.

            Originally posted by ddandb
            Elixyr.. Elixyr... Elixyr

            So following his advice I pop one of these in this morning on my way to work.
            Hmmm, has kind of a cat piss-turpentine flavor to it, but in a good way.
            Didn't notice any big burst of energy right away.
            15 minutes later I realize that I've just looked out the passenger window of my car, the back of my car, my drivers window, and the windshield, all in the space of 1 second. Yes, my head had completely spun around.
            I'm awake now. I may never sleep again.

            It's been in for over an hour now and I'm still getting flavor out of it. (I don't know if that's good or bad) Actually I'm kinda getting used to it. It grows on you.... like warts.... I think I'm starting to like it. Either that or it has permanently ruined all my taste buds.


            Yah i personally have never seen such an effective wake up product in such an easaly usable medium, and at such a low price. It tastes like magic mushrooms but it gets the job done better and cheaper than other energy supplements.

            I would even recommend it for people who do not use tobacco.

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            • sagedil
              Member
              • Nov 2007
              • 7077

              #7
              Northener sells a tobacco free version as well.

              I was the first on Snuson to recognize the amazing benefit of Elyxr. I am famous for my many, many , MANY posts trying to explain the functionality of this snus, that it was not about taste but what it did for you.

              It works out to about a dime per snus. I save huge bucks by not having to go buy coffee first thing every morning, or even taking the time to make it at home.

              Some still resist me, their loss. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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              • BrianC
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 463

                #8
                Ok, next order I make is going to include a can. I can't hold out any longer.

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                • ladysnus
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 601

                  #9
                  Ok deal sealed. I'm ordering. I've debated it with each recent order.
                  I will say, Northener Energy has done a VERY good job thus far...I've been using it for about 10 days with pretty good results. However, I'm always up for trying something new :wink: ANYTHING that will get my A.D.D. a** motivated and focused enuf to get out of the house on time.

                  Question for Sage does it help you with that :?: :?:

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                  • sagedil
                    Member
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 7077

                    #10
                    I have ADHD :lol: As I have posted elsewhere, THE reason I still use nicotine.

                    I find the Elyxr like magic, WAY better than what Northerner puts out. It is a very smooth uptake, I never feel jittery like I did with Northerners, i just feel good. It is a really hard feeling to describe. I am NOT a morning person. As you can see from some of my posts, I am up til at least 3 AM most nights, alarm starts going off at 9:08, and I am an utter wreck. but I put an Elyxr in, and within 15 minutes, I just feel good.

                    And as i have posted often, i ride a motorcycle 12 months a year, I don't own a cage. So I need to be on my game as soon as I step out of the house and the Elyxr makes me feel totally alert and in control.

                    If youa re using Northerner, i definitely recommend you try this. but be prepared, the taste is far more off than the Northerner.

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                    • ladysnus
                      Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 601

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sagedil
                      I have ADHD :lol: As I have posted elsewhere, THE reason I still use nicotine.

                      I never feel jittery like I did with Northerners

                      I am NOT a morning person. As you can see from some of my posts, I am up til at least 3 AM most nights, alarm starts going off at 9:08, and I am an utter wreck.

                      Elyxr makes me feel totally alert and in control.

                      but be prepared, the taste is far more off than the Northerner.
                      DITTO!. NEVER been a morning person, my mind comes alive at 8 or 9 at night and continues till 3,4,5 in the morning. It's extremely frustrating to have A.D.D.
                      Northeners does the job (i don't like the taste either) maybe Elyxr will do it even better. That or it will just make my A.D.D.mind spin even faster than it already does. Fingers crossed that it doesn't.

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                      • sagedil
                        Member
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 7077

                        #12
                        I find it does hardly anything to me, other than i just feel good. It is really hard to describe, you just have to try it to feel good.


                        I have always been this way. My 2nd semester at Berkeley, I got smart, and my earliest class was at 2:00. I often slept late, and missed lunch. :lol:

                        For most of my working career, I worked swing shifts. As long as I was home by 10 PM, I had some time with my ex. And I didn't have to stress about waking up. I have a more "normal" job now. But still, I roll in to work between 10:30 and 11:00. My bosses are even less morning people than I am and I usually beat my one boss who comes in.

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9759

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sagedil
                          .....I have always been this way. My 2nd semester at Berkeley, I got smart, and my earliest class was at 2:00. I often slept late, and missed lunch. :lol:

                          For most of my working career, I worked swing shifts. As long as I was home by 10 PM, I had some time with my ex. And I didn't have to stress about waking up. I have a more "normal" job now. But still, I roll in to work between 10:30 and 11:00. My bosses are even less morning people than I am and I usually beat my one boss who comes in.


                          .........yet ANOTHER reason to smack him
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • Xobeloot
                            Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 2542

                            #14
                            Or you could go the flavorless route and pop a portion or two in your butt. Hits faster and harder... Though the mild burning sensation is not as enjoyable as it is in the mouth.

                            But I wouldn't know anything about this. I am just suggesting it as in theory, it SHOULD do everything I have mentioned :lol:

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                            • ddandb
                              Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 570

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Xobeloot
                              Or you could go the flavorless route and pop a portion or two in your butt. Hits faster and harder... Though the mild burning sensation is not as enjoyable as it is in the mouth.

                              But I wouldn't know anything about this. I am just suggesting it as in theory, it SHOULD do everything I have mentioned :lol:
                              You may be on to something there as they already taste like they came out of someones butt.

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