happy happy joy joy

[Snusdog]

Shut up caveman ya'll measure everything up there using the metric system

Down here we use the TP system- as in "Damn that boys got a telephone poll hanging between his legs"

Anything less we send up north or out west.

Oh and by the way, they call Canada the great white north. In the south we once used ours to shovel snow and now they call it the Caribbean

LOL my friend

[captncaveman]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA TP system. You win sir!

[Mamafish83]

8) yes....for anyone who didn't know or care to notice Badfish & Mamafish are Husband and Wife.

I'm simply ashamed at the turn this thread took...however...now that my husband's "manhood" has come into question I feel the need to let you all know that I'm a very happy and satisfied woman. His icetool packs a very nice pris.
:wink:

Any questions...?

[justintempler]

His icetool packs a very nice pris.
:wink:

Any questions...?

You do know icetools are measured in milliliters, don't you? :roll:

[Mamafish83]

:wink:

You do know icetools are measured in milliliters, don't you?

Didn't know that the analogy was so literal! Next time I'll just say his f'ing dick keeps me f'ing happy.

Happy? :roll:

[Snusdog]

Dear Mamafish,

(to be read with a full and proper southern accent)

I duly apologies for the turn of this thread. The contents hereof have been juvenile, bourbon induced, and not fit for the eyes or ears of a lady from SC. I take full responsibility and stand deeply remorseful.

Please let Badfish come out and play with us again. I promise no more icetool jokes or statements such as but not limited to “good lord has that boy got a canoe in his pants” .

Yours truely
snusdog

[Snusdog]

PS you are married to a Carolinian. Your satisfaction was NEVER in question

[Badfish74]

Somebody done pissed my lady off. I'm not sure i want to swim in this pond anymore! P.S. Snusdog...it wasn't you!

[Mamafish83]

(in that sweet "Gone with the wind" Scarlett voice)

Dear Sir,
I do so apologize for my lose of composure. That twasn't very lady like t'all. I will try in the future to maintain a more graceful and appropriate stature. You are more than welcome to "play" with Badfish and his canoe! (...that just sounds horrible :shock: )

I am terribly sorry to have lost my temper and do hope you shall forgive me!

play on snusers!

[Snusdog]

Damn I'm glad cause my ass is hiding under the porch

[Badfish74]

LOL! I picture this fella in overalls crouching under the porch with a double barreled rabbit ears(or i guess a side by side, as opposed to over and under for the yanks) peeking through the wooden slats! Probably hollerin something like "Stay inside mama, the Debble is comin!". Mybe that's just my twisted mind!

[Snusdog]

Badfish, its worse than that. You see I can piss you off and then we stand out in the front yard and exchange punches until somebody calls the cops. But piss your wife off and now my wife is pissed off (its some kind of southern girl code). And suddenly it’s a tag team event. Then my ass is hiding out in the thicket going “damn I only brought minis”

[captncaveman]

I love snuson.

[chadizzy1]

Re: happy happy joy joy

. Badfish and I officially have a "stash". Got the much anticipated shipment from Northerner today!




Not pictured: 10 cans of Gellivare (2 each of Lavender, Anis, Juniper, Wintergreen, and original)

So happy!

props on the catch chill, i really like that, i bought a roll before catch released the new peppermint snus. and the mocca pomegranate is good. however on the right side on the top of that stack, i really hope that's not oomph. that stuff is awful.

[Premium Parrots]

.............and the cheeze stands alone