Dear Snus...

[Xobeloot]

Dear Snus,

I am writing you this letter to let you know that I have strayed. For a couple of years now, you have been my trusty companion. You have kept me away from cigarettes, and you have made me feel healthy again.

I can not lie to you any more, Snus... I have been cheating on you. As you are sitting at home, moist, flavorful, and waiting for me to dip my tool into your can; I have been sneaking around outside with a fag in my mouth.

Please don't be mad at me. I am trying to come back to you, but I feel like I am starting all over again. I went to the corner the other day to get my $5 fags to put in my mouth and suck, when the fag handed me a freebie. It was like you were trying to send me a sign.

My dear snus, I am sorry for my failure, but I am only human. It only took a few moments riding the humps of that camel to realize what I have been missing. Though she was quite sweet, her humps were drab and left me yearning for more.

And then there is you. Even after all of my indiscretions, you took me back immediately, lovingly, and made me feel safe. As I put my tool back in your can, you didn't even complain that I still had fag on my breath.

I can not promise you that I will be 100% faithful in the days to come, but I thank you for still being here for me when I need you.

Sincerely,

Xobeloot

[HK11]

I blame that woman with the good looking belly.

[sagedil]

Seriously, does SHE smoke. What few times I have had woman in my house that smoked, I immediately went back to 7 or 8 cigarettes a day. Still used snus, but smoked much of the time too. Problem cleared up when women were gone. :wink:

btw, your lady friend cost you the top spot. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bakerbarber]

Didn't mention her hick sister Skoal in that letter. It doesn't count if you don't come clean 100% when you apologize.

Let the skeletons out. All of them.

[chadizzy1]

what lady friend?

i remember him saying he put a fag in his mouth haha

[lxskllr]

Welcome back Xob. We're like herpes. You think you've left us behind for good, then one day... Surprise!!!

:^D

[digitalerik]

smoke a cigar on occassion, or something. I could never go back to smoking, it would hurt when I inhale it's been so long. The smell alone just reeks of shit. Now a cigar here, and there, good times.

[Xobeloot]

Nah Sage, she doesn't smoke. And yes, I've been using quite a bit of dip too. But I don't consider family cheating :lol:

[Snusophile]

Bad boy, Xobe. I'm telling Al Gore. Air polluter!!

[rscott222]

Welcome back, I'm sure with counciling, you can begin to heal your marriage...with your snus, just get checked first.

[vodkaniac]

I sometimes feel that itch that neither snus nor snuff can quite scratch. It's a bitch. Good luck Xobeloot.

[vodkaniac]

ps - please don't put any more fags in your mouth. (yes, I realize you're british)

[sagedil]

I'm gonna tell Patrick on you Xobe.

[Xobeloot]

I'm gonna tell Patrick on you Xobe.

I'll stab you in the FACE!

[Snusophile]

Ha, you think Patrick is a threat. Just wait! Al Gore is on his way, he's in the Prius right now, coming..with an icepick.