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  • sandman1911
    Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 394

    I have sinned!!!

    I left a 1/2 can of Ettan los out while I was away for work and it kinda dried out, not all the way though ops: .
    I dumped it into a small bowl, added a little bit of water, and all is good now.

    Am I forgiven???
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    It's only a sin if any gets wasted. You brought it back from dead. That seems more like a miracle to me. I'm putting in my nomination for sainthood. I'll be writing the Vatican shortly :^)

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    • Badfish74
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 1035

      #3
      Originally posted by lxskllr
      It's only a sin if any gets wasted. You brought it back from dead. That seems more like a miracle to me. I'm putting in my nomination for sainthood. I'll be writing the Vatican shortly :^)
      St. Sandman.....that has a nice ring to it!! I'm assuming the Patron Saint of Snus? 8)

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        Its not a sin if you used holy water.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Mr. Snuffleupagus
          Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 2781

          #5
          I wish someone would write some sort of "Snus Bible", it might make me more religious.

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          • artsnus
            Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 71

            #6
            I too have to confess - I dropped a portion of grov svart on a dirty surface when opening the can. I actually spent some time contepmlating what to do with and ended up throwing it in the garbage. Am I forgiven?
            I still have 4 more cans of grov in my freezer not counting the open one.

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            • sandman1911
              Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 394

              #7
              Originally posted by artsnus
              I too have to confess - I dropped a portion of grov svart on a dirty surface when opening the can. I actually spent some time contepmlating what to do with and ended up throwing it in the garbage. Am I forgiven?
              I still have 4 more cans of grov in my freezer not counting the open one.

              5 second rule

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              • cj
                Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 1563

                #8
                i once dropped a portion of pall mall original on the toilet seat i dident think twice i popped that bad boy in (i had just finished cleaning the toilet) ops:

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                • Ainkor
                  Member
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 1144

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr. Snuffleupagus
                  I wish someone would write some sort of "Snus Bible", it might make me more religious.
                  Just for you sir;(In jest, hope I don't get hit by lightening!)

                  Snusesis – God created the tin and the lid. The tin was a void and the spirit of God moved upon the empty tin and created tobacco. It was finely ground and pleasant smelling. And God said, let the water mix with the tobacco, and it did. He took a small pinch and still felt it was not as he pleased so he added salt, to taste. He took another pinch and felt that the nicotine level wasn’t enough so he added sodium bicarbonate which he made. He again took a pinch and said “Yuck! It’s Ettan!” He knew it was good but from the lands he sprouted Juniper trees and crushed the berries and added then to the tin. One the 6th day he created Elder berries and put them in the tin, took a pinch and declared that all was good. On the 7th day, he rested with a fat pris and admired all that he created and it was.

                  Tobbacodus – And now these are the names of snus, It started with Ettan and General, Ettan and General begat Tre Ankare,…..

                  Portionocus

                  Numbers

                  Nicoteronomy

                  Now join in and help!

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                  • Badfish74
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 1035

                    #10
                    Well I used to be good at creative writing, but have either burned too many brain cells, or just become too lazy to write. All I know is that Snusalations must contain the end times of snuson, and tell about the glorious fields of tobacco we'll behold when we pass over to Snustopia

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                    • Snusdog
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 6752

                      #11
                      Snusalation 4:21-38
                      And the beast didst rise up out of the waters and its appearance was vile and horrible to see. Its face was that of a CEO and its body looketh like a Camel. And from its mouth came TNSA and from its anus it did spew forth small nasty portions of fruity flavor which did plague the land and the people were sore afraid.
                      Then the false prophet dist come and speak lies against snus and so did turn the peoples’ hearts against snus with his vile and evil words. And the beast and the false prophet did decree that no snus could be shipped- neither by plane could it come, nor by cart, nor carried close unto a man’s loins. And the false prophet so decreed that all mankind should buy the vile portions that cameth from the Camel’s anus. And there was much bitterness and weeping. So ends the first sign.
                      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                      • Badfish74
                        Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 1035

                        #12
                        Snusdog, I just laughed as hard as I do when I read one of zmans beautifully descriptive drunken snus reviews...which is quite a large belly laugh FYI!ll :lol:

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9759

                          #13
                          Thats it............now you are all going to Snell.
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                            Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2781

                            #14
                            I had to take a break reading after Ainkor's post LOL! Once I'm done roflmao I'll continue reading.

                            Good work!

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                            • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                              Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 2781

                              #15
                              Wow! It keeps getting better!

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