I have sinned!!!

[Snusdog]

Thats it............now you are all going to Snell.

No not Snell!!!! The eternal abode of all who walk Offroad and Probe the dark side of snus Ahhggg!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[justintempler]

Old Covenant = Fermented Snus

New Covenant = Pasteurized Snus

[Ainkor]

Thats it............now you are all going to Snell.

Phew! I thought I was going to go to Rothbrix or some other equally dismal and evil place :P

[zmanzero]

Snusalation 4:21-38
And the beast didst rise up out of the waters and its appearance was vile and horrible to see. Its face was that of a CEO and its body looketh like a Camel. And from its mouth came TNSA and from its anus it did spew forth small nasty portions of fruity flavor which did plague the land and the people were sore afraid.
Thus the false prophet didst come and speak lies against snus and so did turn the peoples’ hearts against snus with his vile and evil words. And the beast and the false prophet did decree that no snus could be shipped- neither by plane could it come, nor by cart, nor carried close unto a man’s loins. And the false prophet so decreed that all mankind should buy the vile portions that cameth from the Camel’s anus. And there was much bitterness and weeping. So ends the first sign.

fixed. the book is written.

[Snusdog]

fixed. the book is written.

Let's conclude this thread with a hymn

[Badfish74]

fixed. the book is written.

Let's conclude this thread with a hymn

Does anyone know the words to The Old Rugged Snus?


Come on sing the chorus:

So I'll cherish the old rugged snus,
till my icetool at last I lay down;
I will cling to the old rugged snus,
All except for that swill, Phantom Brown.

[Snusdog]

Does anyone know the words to The Old Rugged Snus?

Come on sing the chorus:

So I'll cherish the old rugged snus,
till my icetool at last I lay down;
I will cling to the old rugged snus,
All except for that swill, Phantom Brown.

Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are.

That said, for everyone who contributed to this tread, it really might be best if we all take cover during any lightening storms- at least for a while.

[texasmade]

ah but you left out the blessed rainwaters that come from the heavens to nuture the growing tobacco plants till they reach maturity and zmanzero spurt magical snus powder everywhere

[Badfish74]

Does anyone know the words to The Old Rugged Snus?

Come on sing the chorus:

So I'll cherish the old rugged snus,
till my icetool at last I lay down;
I will cling to the old rugged snus,
All except for that swill, Phantom Brown.

Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are.

That said, for everyone who contributed to this tread, it really might be best if we all take cover during any lightening storms- at least for a while.

Funny you should say that....last night after i posted that, we had a real tailhole puckerer. Damn lightening was poppin all around the house!

[justintempler]

Funny you should say that....last night after i posted that, we had a real tailhole puckerer. Damn lightening was poppin all around the house!

Now that you mention it, remember that tree that almost took out sagedil's house? He must have angered the snusgods and they were giving him a warning. :twisted:

[Badfish74]

Funny you should say that....last night after i posted that, we had a real tailhole puckerer. Damn lightening was poppin all around the house!

Now that you mention it, remember that tree that almost took out sagedil's house? He must have angered the snusgods and they were giving him a warning. :twisted:

He must not have put in his portion when they passed around the offering plate!

[texasmade]

portionsnus is explained in the snew testament he didnt know as you havent discussed it yet