A few nights ago I was at a bar with my friends and I met someone that was really cool and had the same interests I did. Anyway, as we're talking, I pop in a General Ekstra Sterk portion; this causes him to yell:
"Holy shit! I love snus. All the Swedish punks use that stuff! Can I have one?"
I replied "Yeah man. Let me warn you, this is the strong brand."
"Aw man, I don't care. Snus makes me trip since I don't smoke cigarettes."
I gave him a hesitant smile and handed him the portion. After one minute, he says "Man, I love this shit. Its just like being high."
I reply with a chuckle "Yeah man, wait until it REALLY kicks in. You're not even close yet."
After approximately ten minutes, he begins stumbling to the restroom like a middle-aged drunkard. No one notices since most of the people there were intoxicated as well.
He finally comes back and says "Thanks man! I just threw up, but I feel so damned good! When I was done puking, the floor appeared to be collapsing in on itself!"
He kept thanking me the rest of the night for his "Swedish trip". I was expecting to be yelled at for not giving him enough of a warning. Anyway, this is my best snus story yet.
"Holy shit! I love snus. All the Swedish punks use that stuff! Can I have one?"
I replied "Yeah man. Let me warn you, this is the strong brand."
"Aw man, I don't care. Snus makes me trip since I don't smoke cigarettes."
I gave him a hesitant smile and handed him the portion. After one minute, he says "Man, I love this shit. Its just like being high."
I reply with a chuckle "Yeah man, wait until it REALLY kicks in. You're not even close yet."
After approximately ten minutes, he begins stumbling to the restroom like a middle-aged drunkard. No one notices since most of the people there were intoxicated as well.
He finally comes back and says "Thanks man! I just threw up, but I feel so damned good! When I was done puking, the floor appeared to be collapsing in on itself!"
He kept thanking me the rest of the night for his "Swedish trip". I was expecting to be yelled at for not giving him enough of a warning. Anyway, this is my best snus story yet.
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