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  • VBSnus
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 532

    My wife hates you all

    7 weeks ago, I smoked. Too much, really, but that's all I did. On a fine Monday morn, I decided to try snus instead and see if I could go without smoking.

    Thunder, thunder, thundersnus! It kept me going all day. Then I ordered more. Good stuff. And my wife was happy. No more smoking, just smelly teabagging instead.

    Now I'm turning clumps of moist dirt into cylinders to put in my mouth and sniffing shit up my nose. She is not amused.

    So, from the bottom of my heart...thanks SnusOn!
  • tom502
    Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 8985

    #2
    You are welcome.

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    • sm0ke42o
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 105

      #3
      Re: My wife hates you all

      Originally posted by VBSnus
      7 weeks ago, I smoked. Too much, really, but that's all I did. On a fine Monday morn, I decided to try snus instead and see if I could go without smoking.

      Thunder, thunder, thundersnus! It kept me going all day. Then I ordered more. Good stuff. And my wife was happy. No more smoking, just smelly teabagging instead.

      Now I'm turning clumps of moist dirt into cylinders to put in my mouth and sniffing shit up my nose. She is not amused.

      So, from the bottom of my heart...thanks SnusOn!
      LMAO great post. Too funny.

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      • Veganpunk
        Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 5381

        #4
        That was good! My wife is starting to lurk on SnusOn, mainly for the Box From Hell. She thinks PP is pure internet gold!

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          lmao, yea it just looks like gold.............its actually rust.


          and Dear Wife.......smoking is the worst for you. except herb. Snuff and snus is ok in moderation. Herb is best if used on a continuous basis.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • sagedil
            Member
            • Nov 2007
            • 7077

            #6
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
            Herb is best if used on a continuous basis.
            WTF??? When did PP start making some sense here?????


            :twisted:

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #7
              Originally posted by sagedil
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
              Herb is best if used on a continuous basis.
              WTF??? When did PP start making some sense here?????


              :twisted:
              holy crap..........someone actually read one of my posts.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Veganpunk
                Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 5381

                #8
                I've read your post twice. It was edited!!!

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  #9
                  lol, yea I edit my posts alot due to spelling mostly.
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • anthonyb
                    New Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    Herb is best if used on a continuous basis.
                    Ah, if only we could steam cure some green and create super fat portions. That'd make work more tolerable. Unfortunately, that's not possible.

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                    • Veganpunk
                      Member
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 5381

                      #11
                      Yea, I believe you misspelled herb earlier! :wink:

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9758

                        #12
                        yea I spelled it with a "P" and an "O" and a "T"
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • sagedil
                          Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 7077

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          Originally posted by sagedil
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          Herb is best if used on a continuous basis.
                          WTF??? When did PP start making some sense here?????


                          :twisted:
                          holy crap..........someone actually read one of my posts.
                          I read ALL your posts PP. Scary man, need to check up on what scary man is saying.

                          Duh... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                          • Premium Parrots
                            Super Moderators
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 9758

                            #14
                            great.........we have a moderator for the moderator. good idea sage
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                            • sagedil
                              Member
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 7077

                              #15
                              Honestly PP.

                              When I saw they made you a mod, I KNEW the inmates were now running the asylum. :wink:

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