Funny Snus stories

[Snusify]

I noticed on buysnus that they have a funny snus stories section but have not seen it here.

This story happened last halloween but I have not shared it before.

I had been out in London Town and was taking the tube home (subway) quite late. Toward the end of the journey my carriage was nearly empty except for this really drunk guy who looked in his late 40's or early 50's.

The train got stuck between stations due to a signal failure and we were in there about 20 mins.

I saw him take out his cigarettes and put one in his mouth, but smoking is banned he looked like he was in 2 minds to light up.

So I said 'hey, you need some nicotine have you heard of snus' he said no.

So I told him what it was and how you use it. So I gave him a general extra sterk portion and he stuck it up his nose!!

I LOL'ed and said no, but it under your lip.


Then the train pulled into the station and he got off.

[BuLLitz]

MIND THE GAP!!!

Cheers, mate.

[justintempler]

I'll repost my funny story:

My dad got curious and wanted to try out my snus. I knew something was wrong when he told me it tasted like tea when it came from a can of LD Black. What he had done was figure out how to open the snus catcher lid and tried my used portion.

I didn't have the heart to tell him. :roll:

[Liandri]

J, I've got so many people at work because of the catch lid. Over allllll the years of using snus I think a collective total of over a million people have taken my used portion. I mean seriously look at the can! A CAN THIS BIG AND YOU CAN ONLY FIT LIKE 4 CRAMPED IN THE CATCH LID.

I haven't told anyone about it, just laughed. Only ONLY person who knew right off the bat and took a fresh portion out instead of looking in the catch lid was my German CEO

[lxskllr]

Someone on another forum wrote about the trouble he had getting at his new snus. He resorted to using a knife to cut the plastic under the lid....

[gambino]

not really funny, but i made sweet romance my second week into snussing, never took the snus out.
i doubt many can say they've done that

[LaZeR]

not really funny, but i made sweet romance my second week into snussing, never took the snus out.
i doubt many can say they've done that

You folks aren't going to believe this but...

Nevermind. It's too damn depressing to think about right now. :cry:

[jadedcynic]

not really funny, but i made sweet romance my second week into snussing, never took the snus out.
i doubt many can say they've done that

I once started with a portion in, but during I decided there's no way I could keep it up. So when she wasn't looking, I took it out. The day that I decide that I'd sacrifice complete involvement during sex for snus will be a very sad day. Now, Snus right after sex is always a good idea.

[redsfan1005]

not really funny, but i made sweet romance my second week into snussing, never took the snus out.
i doubt many can say they've done that

Sadly enough I have been guilty of this myself, and even worse I have done it during fellatio.....I know its sad

[snusjus]

One time I gave my buddy a General Ekstra Sterk portion. He never uses nicotine, except for the occasional General White when he's in Europe. The GES portion gave him a mild psychedelic experience followed by nausea and vomiting.

[WickedKitchen]

not really funny, but i made sweet romance my second week into snussing, never took the snus out.
i doubt many can say they've done that

Yes sir. I have done that as well. I usually take it out when the Mrs. goes downtown but once we skipped that step and I kept it in the whole time. Hee Hee!

[The Great Dane]

well....I got a bunch I think, but one of my favorits are the one where I went to a party and this huuuuge guy came over to me said: "hey whats that, can i try it out?" (im 1.87 m and around 95 kg and I was the small one) I told him that it was a bit stronge and if he wosent used to get nico in the blod, it would be a big mistake......but I guess in his mind it was kind of an test and as he was a bit of an HEMAN he thought he could take it.........well after passing out on a couch for like half an houre or a bit longer, he came in and said.......Your badass and then some more....dident get the last part as he ran off to take a loonge talk with the wc! :wink:

I dont know why I still laugh about it, but well....snus is only for low down dirty guys - and womans; says the man in the suit and a devil grin! :wink:

[f. bandersnatch]

....snus is only for low down dirty guys - and womans; says the man in the suit and a devil grin! :wink:

To quote a homeless minister I met on a college campus once: "if she smokes, she pokes." I guess the snusian equivalent would be if she uses snus, she's probably loose.

Sadly, I have yet to meet a lady that considers oral tobacco to be anything other than disgusting and repulsive. I have met plenty or ashtray stankin-ass sluts, though. God damned hobo minister was right.