Hiding my stash

[NonServiam]

Nearly everytime my wife sees me taking a pinch of snus or dip, I hear something along these lines:

"That's your fifth dip today. What happened to only dipping twice a day?" (Ha, twice a day...since when!)
"Am I making you that miserable that you need to take a dip?" (well actually....)
"You're being selfish. You're going to make me raise this child alone aren't you?" (?????)

She also has the scent tracking and hearing abilities of a bloodhound. She can smell or hear a can of tobacco being cracked open from the other end of the house! My favorite is when I drop little pieces of tobacco on the floor. She is always so proud of herself when she finds those. She thinks she's a detective on CSI or something.

Now I understand how Al Bundy (not Ted Bundy) felt. Well, maybe Ted Bundy too. But I'm happily married....with children

[Randall]

I tell everyone I snus.

I don't give a ****!

+1

[PipenSnus]

Nearly everytime my wife sees me taking a pinch of snus or dip, I hear something along these lines:

"That's your fifth dip today. What happened to only dipping twice a day?" (Ha, twice a day...since when!)
"Am I making you that miserable that you need to take a dip?" (well actually....)
"You're being selfish. You're going to make me raise this child alone aren't you?" (?????)

I don't remember who originated this quote, but it seems appropriate here:

"A man doesn't know what true happiness is until he gets married... and then it's too late!"

[Curtisp]

My bride of 25 years is actually glad i snus. Not smelling like smoke, safer alternative, and what should be an extra 3 thousand dollars saved appeals to her. Now, if she can only get me to quit hunting, fishing..<<<not happening>>>

[NonServiam]

I don't remember who originated this quote, but it seems appropriate here:

"A man doesn't know what true happiness is until he gets married... and then it's too late!"

lol. Whoever said it was a wise man, and apparently a married man. I bitch and moan about it, but I do it more for laughs than sincerity. But my post was accurate. No embelishment here. But if I had it do all over again, I wouldn't change a thing.

[LaZeR]

Nearly everytime my wife sees me taking a pinch of snus or dip, I hear something along these lines:

"That's your fifth dip today. What happened to only dipping twice a day?" (Ha, twice a day...since when!)
"Am I making you that miserable that you need to take a dip?" (well actually....)....

Lol, I'm obviously dating her twin.