The Snuson Dictionary

[Snusdog]

I’ll start us off…………………

Scuba gear- snus in the shower is scuba gear

De-Re- the act of chain snusing (desnus and immediately resnus)

Hayride- snusing during sex

Blowout- a sneeze that results in los going everywhere

A Cyclops- getting snus in your eye (usually preceded by a blowout)

Pepper- a speck of snus that you accidentally left on your wife’s boob during a romantic moment (Naw baby……… that’s pepper)

Fluffing- I have no idea what this is

Oral Contraceptive- no sex for you as long as you have that shit in your mouth

Spinach- snus in a time of need (think Popeye)

Going to the brothel- stopping off at a convenience store to buy a can of Camel because you ran out of real snus

A Tag- flicking a wad of snus so it sticks against a wall

[snusjus]

Gagger- a bystander who is nauseated by the removal of a pris
Snusare- Swedish for "snus user"
Snarlatan- (snob + charlatan)- a person who attempts to scare a snusare with false facts about snus (ie: oral cancer, stomach cancer, tooth loss, etc). Ironically, most snarlatans smoke cigarettes on a daily basis and have a dangerously high Body Mass Index.

[WickedKitchen]

Sexy - A female snuser