Got a job interview next Wednesday. Anyone dare me to snus?

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  • thatguyjeff
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 103

    Got a job interview next Wednesday. Anyone dare me to snus?

    Got a job interview next Wednesday (7/14). Nothing exciting - lateral move at my current company. Only upside is more future opportunities with this other skill-set under my belt. Been with the company 15 years, 10 in my current job. So it will be nice to have a change too.

    So what do ya'll think? Should I tempt fate and pack a lip-full for the interview? Oh, and btw, I work for a large, well-known health insurance company that's big on the anti-tobacco scene. We have a "smoking" policy at work (no smoking on the property, even in your car in the lot), but there's no mention of tobacco. So snusing at work in general (which I do pretty much all day, every day) isn't against the rules.

    Just for reference - I snus los exclusively - no portions. My regular wad is 3 notches on the smallest (3 ml I think) icetool, upper lip, left side. Since the interview is in the afternoon, I would likely be using Probe Whiskey as that's my typical after lunch snus.

    Any offers/dares? I would definitely do it for a roll of Ettan or something, heh...
  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #2
    Yeah sure - half way through instigate a mudslide and when the mudslide is really mucky and startlingly visible around your teeth start scooping it out with your finger.

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    • c.nash
      Banned Users
      • May 2010
      • 3511

      #3
      I'll send you a roll if in the middle of the interview you flick it out of your mouth on to the table in front of the person interviewing you... And get it on video...

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      • Curtisp
        Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 189

        #4
        You lost me at Probe, you should be fired just for "preferring" that snus..lol

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        • Frosted
          Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 5798

          #5
          Originally posted by Frosted View Post
          Yeah sure - half way through instigate a mudslide and when the mudslide is really mucky and startlingly visible around your teeth start scooping it out with your finger.
          In fact just let it dribble down your chin and act as if nothing is happening.

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          • skyline142
            Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 193

            #6
            Ahhhhhahahah. This is great.

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            • Mr. Snuffleupagus
              Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2781

              #7
              Originally posted by Curtisp View Post
              You lost me at Probe, you should be fired just for "preferring" that snus..lol
              Probe loose is great!

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              • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 2781

                #8
                I'd be more afraid of trying to do the interview without a lip full. But yeah, I'll send you a can of Ettan if you let it dribble down your chin too LOL

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                • CultLeaderLettuce
                  Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 97

                  #9
                  I'm the designated party pooper at this party. I say: Don't do it, the guy interviewing you finds out, he might place a ban on smokeless as well as cigs.

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                  • dxh
                    Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 340

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CultLeaderLettuce View Post
                    I'm the designated party pooper at this party. I say: Don't do it, the guy interviewing you finds out, he might place a ban on smokeless as well as cigs.
                    Stick in the mud you are...

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                    • bakerbarber
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 1947

                      #11
                      This is your chance to sky rocket to the top dude. Bring some literature about harm reduction and give this turd a snus lecture. Make up some pie charts that illustrate all the money you can save the company and it's clients by switching smokers over to Swedish snus. Get your charts and graphs blown up at Kinko's and bring in some YouTube videos to bolster your presentation.

                      By the end of the day they'll have your ass in a corner office with a glass of scotch and a busty short skirted secretary on your knee,

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                      • CultLeaderLettuce
                        Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 97

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dxh View Post
                        Stick in the mud you are...
                        Yes, but it's the requirement of the job. Party Poopers Inc. require all their employees to be stick in the mud. It also requires that all us employees wear pocket protectors, tape on our glasses, white button-up shirts, and they require that we have no fun whatsoever.

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                        • EricHill78
                          Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 4253

                          #13
                          That's why I love snus I have a portion in all the time. I talk to my manager etc nobody knows anything.

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