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  • Owens187
    Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 1547

    My UPS guy is the sh*t!

    So I've had the same UPS guy bring me my snus, every order, since I started snusing. I mean, this guy is already cool as hell in my book, because in the past if he was running a little late (Usually delivered minutes before I leave for work), he'll actually pull over on the side of the road when he spots me driving by so he can give me my package. Hes done this like 4 times now. And if I'm not home, he always goes around the side of the house and sticks the package inside my covered-barbeque.

    But today, when he brought my first order since d-day, he goes "hey man, wtf is up with it asking for a signature all of a sudden?" So I told him that what hes been regularly been bringing me is tobacco products, and about pact, and he proceeds to get all pissed off and starts going off about his tax-free cheap indian smokes being affected too. So were shooting the sh*t, and I remark how much of a pain in the ass its gonna be to coordinate being home on the delivery date to sign for it and he goes "fu*k that man, if you aint home I'm just signing for it myself, it'll be in the usual place."

    Hell to the Yeah!

    I don't know if he meant he is going to sign for it himself, or is going to sign my name to it. Either way I don't care. Makes my life a little easier.

    Anyways, just felt like bragging....
  • Snusdog
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 6752

    #2
    Way cool
    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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    • f. bandersnatch
      Member
      • Mar 2010
      • 725

      #3
      Nice. Two people you want to be nice to are the postman and the garbage man.

      Actually, you should just be nice to everyone, because, what, you're too cool to wave to a f*ucking garbage man?

      But yeah, glad you got to know the guy, that is pretty cool.

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      • lxskllr
        Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 13435

        #4
        He is the shit. I don't know my UPS guy :^(

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        • bipolarbear1968
          Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 1074

          #5
          Hopefully this communist law will be shot down...

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          • Jimbob_Rebel
            Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 169

            #6
            Owens, your story is a perfect example of how tyranny only works with the consent of the opressed. Smash the control machine!

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            • CorpsmanUP
              Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 32

              #7
              Wish I could get to know my UPS guy, but im always at work. Good thing my wife dosent work so she is there to intercept my packages.

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              • c.nash
                Banned Users
                • May 2010
                • 3511

                #8
                That's awesome, Since I'm working back in the office now I will be having all my packages sent there and I know the UPS driver there. The one at my home, not so much since I'm at work at the time of delivery.



                Originally posted by CorpsmanUP View Post
                Wish I could get to know my UPS guy, but im always at work. Good thing my wife dosent work so she is there to intercept my packages.

                Bet you she knows him pretty well. haha

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                • CorpsmanUP
                  Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Lol She would be dead

                  I had a feeling that was coming haha

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                  • c.nash
                    Banned Users
                    • May 2010
                    • 3511

                    #10
                    Oh I forgot to add one part to that.


                    Bet you that ain't the only thing she "intercepts". lol

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                    • LaZeR
                      Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 3994

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Owens187 View Post
                      ....if you aint home I'm just signing for it myself, it'll be in the usual place."

                      Hell to the Yeah!

                      I don't know if he meant he is going to sign for it himself, or is going to sign my name to it. Either way I don't care. Makes my life a little easier.

                      Anyways, just felt like bragging....
                      My UPS driver did the same for me on my 1st post-PACT order which I frantically tried to get changed to my work addy after mistakenly not changing my shipping address but GetSnus didn't get my email in time I guess. Anyhoo, I tracked that sucker from my work computer all the way to my house until it listed my 'last name' as the signature. Quickly raced home to find it nicely tucked on my front porch by the door! :-)

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                      • WickedKitchen
                        Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2528

                        #12
                        Yeah...good luck enforcing this one.

                        that's awesome.

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                        • snusgetter
                          Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 10903

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WickedKitchen View Post
                          Yeah...good luck enforcing this one.

                          that's awesome.
                          Usually, unless it's sent Restricted Delivery, anyone over 21 can sign.
                          (Restricted delivery places limitations on who may receive an item.)

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                          • dxh
                            Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 340

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Owens187 View Post
                            So I've had the same UPS guy bring me my snus, every order, since I started snusing. I mean, this guy is already cool as hell in my book, because in the past if he was running a little late (Usually delivered minutes before I leave for work), he'll actually pull over on the side of the road when he spots me driving by so he can give me my package. Hes done this like 4 times now. And if I'm not home, he always goes around the side of the house and sticks the package inside my covered-barbeque.

                            But today, when he brought my first order since d-day, he goes "hey man, wtf is up with it asking for a signature all of a sudden?" So I told him that what hes been regularly been bringing me is tobacco products, and about pact, and he proceeds to get all pissed off and starts going off about his tax-free cheap indian smokes being affected too. So were shooting the sh*t, and I remark how much of a pain in the ass its gonna be to coordinate being home on the delivery date to sign for it and he goes "fu*k that man, if you aint home I'm just signing for it myself, it'll be in the usual place."

                            Hell to the Yeah!

                            I don't know if he meant he is going to sign for it himself, or is going to sign my name to it. Either way I don't care. Makes my life a little easier.

                            Anyways, just felt like bragging....
                            Nice. You find cool people everywhere.

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                            • Owens187
                              Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 1547

                              #15
                              Originally posted by c.nash View Post

                              Bet you she knows him pretty well. haha
                              Lololololol thats fu*ked up.....

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