Snusing in church--will I go to hell?

[Langdell]

Today for the first time I went ahead and kept a portion in all during church. My church isn't one of those that condemns tobacco use--not that it condones it--but for some indefinable reason I have just felt like it was more appropriate to refrain from snusing during the service. But I recently read on Wikipedia that in the 19th century "fashionable churches" provided spittoons in the pews. Well, I wouldn't even be spitting, so I figured what the heck. I certainly enjoyed the sermon more.

[snusgetter]

A new church message:

ENJOY THE SERMON MORE
SNUSON

[lxskllr]

Probably, but that's ok. Hell's where the fun people are. Prohibitionists go to heaven ;^)

[Randall]

You might go to hell. But if your not thinking about a nicotine fix while there, you could pay more attention to the service and possibly strengthen your faith and thus avoid hell.

[bipolarbear1968]

One of the better things about snus (portions in general) is the fact you can use it anywhere, including Church. Imagine that!

[EricHill78]

God gave us tobacco to enjoy..

Ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"

Jesus would enjoy a thunder frosted and give thanks.

[snusgetter]

jesus would enjoy a thunder frosted and give thanks.

Amen!!

[Premium Parrots]

I look at it llike this.............who cares if you have a portion in or not..... whether you are at work, in church, or having sex. As long as you show up for the activity.

[justintempler]

....there is no hell.

[c.nash]

lol..
Snuson my friend!

[Darwin]

My favorite part of the Catholic mass is, "The mass is ended. Thanks be to God". Indeed.

[Langdell]

Probably, but that's ok. Hell's where the fun people are. Prohibitionists go to heaven ;^)

Yes, but heaven is where the tobacco will be.

[Premium Parrots]

....there is no hell.

apparently you haven't met my wife.........

[lxskllr]

Yes, but heaven is where the tobacco will be.

We'll just have to go up and steal it. What are they gonna do about it at that point; send you to hell? :^D

[UTVol10]

Hey, if all the tobacco is going to be in heaven, they should set up a shop! Customer service would rock, and I bet shipping would be super fast! Do you think the US can still tax us on purchases?