The Snus And Water Diet. WORKS!!

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    The Snus And Water Diet. WORKS!!

    Well, I suppose I will let you guays here on a diet I've been on for the past 6 days. I'm not ready to give the info yet, I just don't have the time right now to give all the details and I still have a few more days to go before I'm finished. But I will reveal a few details now.

    I've lost 14 to 15 lbs in 6 days. no shit. It was easier than I would have ever expected.
    All you need is to be very determined and have a hell of alot of will power.
    No exercise is necessary to lose the pounds.

    more to come..........
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    #2
    I will tell you right now that losing that amount of weight in that short of a time is extremely unhealthy for you PP, and like most crash diets you are almost assured to recover all (if not more) of the initial weight loss. Be careful man, the best diet is a healthy diet with some exercise. Or smoking crack, either will keep those pounds off for your prom photos ladies.

    Using tobacco for it's appetite suppression properties along with supplementing water so that you can survive isn't a good long term weight loss plan.

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #3
      I eat just enough. I have to because of all the meds I have to take. I've already talked to my doctor about this method. Thanks for your concern mate.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • wa3zrm
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 4436

        #4
        Sounds like this diet involves a coffee enema!

        If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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        • GoVegan
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 5603

          #5
          You had a baby?

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          • texastorm
            Member
            • Jul 2010
            • 386

            #6
            Buy my tape!... its not audio tape... No! Its not video tape... No! Its duct tape put it over your freakin mouth you fat bastard!!


            I forget the comedian that did that bit, but it was funny as hell.

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            • Mr. Snuffleupagus
              Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2781

              #7
              Don't tell me they charge extra to bury you if you're overweight?

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              • sgreger1
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 9451

                #8
                Just stay safe man, no doctor would approve a snus and water only diet, or any diet that makes you lose 15 pounds in 6 days, that's a fact. If your Dr is recommending that than get a new MD. How much do you weigh PP, is it a big issue or just trying to lose a few lbs around the edges?

                The laws of science tell me that it's not healthy to lose that much that quickly. Just stay safe my friend I know you have some health issues going on and no one wants to see you croak. As long as it is healthy my man.

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                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wa3zrm
                  Sounds like this diet involves a coffee enema!

                  There must be a way for Starbucks to market this............
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                  • heders
                    Member
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 2227

                    #10
                    I saw a documentary about diets (where you eat little) without exercises in school last year. When you lose that much so fast, apparently it's mostly water (I don't know how it is if you drink shitloads of it during that time though), and you regain the lost weight later.

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                    • pris

                      #11
                      Fleshlights and then enemas. This could only happen on Snuson lol :-)

                      Btw I found a neat little diet. Don't drink beer for a week and I loose 1/2 stone. Comes straight back of course if you partake again but makes you think.

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                      • Ansel
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 3696

                        #12
                        i'm trying the banana diet... it's easy: whenever hungry have a banana.

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                        • wa3zrm
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 4436

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ansel
                          i'm trying the banana diet... it's easy: whenever hungry have a banana.
                          If all you ate were banana's, there would be no need for the enema! (that's assuming the banana's were nice and ripe)
                          If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                          • Skell18
                            Member
                            • May 2012
                            • 7067

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wa3zrm
                            If all you ate were banana's, there would be no need for the enema! (that's assuming the banana's were nice and ripe)
                            hahaha very true!

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                            • devilock76
                              Member
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1737

                              #15
                              You know in most threads of this nature one might say "pictures or it didn't happen". But I think most would regret what PP would post in response to that.

                              Granted this comment alone may have been bait enough...

                              Ken

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