The 5 Second Rule

[Xobeloot]

I guess I was half asleep the last time I grabbed a portion of Lucky Strike. I just went to grab one and I guess didnt snap the lid all the way closed.

It was like a slow-motion scene as I watched 23 portions fly across my kitchen floor. Scooped em all up as quickly as possible, and I'll just pretend they were never on the floor.

I don't know... I must have thought the lid was a snug fitting lid (I had never ordered luckies before). So to any other Lucky Strike noobs out there... Be sure the lid is snapped on unless you like to pick dog hair off your portions :lol:

[moneymanmike]

I also found that Luckys in the fridge make the top loose. I guess because it is a full metal can it contracts when cold and you lose the snap shut.

[Jason]

That's happened to me more than once. LS tins have the loosest lids out of all of them, as far as I know. I was using a tin to keep General los in, since the original cardboard ones kept getting soggy on me....the first time I dropped it on the carpet ended that bright idea pretty quick. :x

[surfing_64]

Its the same sort of thing with the PM1847, when i pull the can out of the freezer (i have a bar fridge with my snus in the freezer part...they dont freeze, but just get pretty cold) the "used snus lid" is really loose. Lucky i figured that out before i put used ones in there haha - but i never really use that unless i cant get a bin indoors.

[Grim]

As much as i scratch my ass, balls and other parts, and pet the dog, eat food and so on i figure my hands are dirtier than my kitchen floor.

My wife is very OCD about the house being clean, i mean she literally mops, vaccums, does laundry and so on because she hates things to be messy.

Hell, if you finish a drink and sit it down in 5 seconds you go to grab the empty glass to get more and find out its gone and already washed in the dish strainer.

She makes me look lazy but im like hell, give me a sec baby and ill help out and do dishes and so on and she just hates waiting.

Guess thats a good thing but makes me look bad.

Hell after reading this maybe I should use tweezers to put portions in my mouth.

Oh wait i used those for........

[ponysoprano]

You crack me up Grim! self-deprecating humor rules. I'm not gonna guess what the tweezers are for.

[Xobeloot]

For holding his weiner while he pees of course! :lol:

[mercvrivs]

That's what I use my workbench for.

[bakerbarber]

TWEEEZERS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR TAKING OUT SPLINTERS, POPPING ZITS, MAKESHIFT ROACH CIPS, OR TESTING ELECTRICAL OUTLETS FOR CURRENT.

[Xobeloot]

I think baker also uses tweezers to wedge his shift key
















(coming from me... that doesn't mean much. I am epic fail when it comes to caps lock)