Where did my Snus go??

[Svarthvitt]

I had a huge pris of loose in my mouth and watched some fail-video on youtube, and *whoosh*, the snus came apart and spread across the screen and table. :P

[Shrewd]

I swear I've had snus portions go missing before, and they never show up . I figure they do a turn through the ol' intestinal tract and happily appear somewhere else. I think that's what happens after a year or more of snusing, you don't even really notice you're snusing - I've had times where I've got an old snus in my lip and I'm putting in a new one and I'm like "damn, where'd that old one come from?". So I guess I can't say I've ever had a problem. However, the sleeping with snus doesn't work for me, I snore like a mo-fo it's amazing my wife hasn't left me over it - so if I snus and sleep at the same time I get my pillow case all brown. My wife will leave me over that if I keep messing up pillow cases, so I don't snus when I sleep .

[rickcharles606]

Last week I had a nice fat pris of Thunder in my lip while the wife, kids and I were grocery shopping. We were standing in line to check out, and I had a sneezing fit. Now mind you the store we were in was packed and others were in line ahead of us and behind us.

I was trying to direct my sneeze towards the floor, and SPLAT, out comes about half the pris, scattered about a 2 foot sq section at my feet. Embarassed as hell, I'm scrambling to find something to clean my mess, when along comes a lady with a roll of paper towels to help.

I don't know what possesed me to say this, "don't touch that, I've got TB and those are pieces of my lung!" she almost fell over trying to get away from my "mess"...lol. The people in front and behind us, just kinda moved away. Wifey tried to tell people I was kidding, and so did I, but they weren't taking any chances apparently. some actually left the line...oh well, we got checked out faster.

[bakerbarber]

WOw

That's hilarious!

[lxskllr]

That's awesome :^D

[texasmade]

lmao i almost laughed a pris out