Snus tip 101.
I you are married and Snus in bed always have this lie ready (it worked great for me)
After swearing to my wife that I don't have 'those things' in my mouth when I fall asleep in bed I woke up in the middle of the night to find my Snus portion laying there on the sheet with a brown stain around it.
I threw out the portion and got a wet rag to get the stain out. While cleaning it of course my wife woke up and asked what I was doing.
I immediately lied.
"I had a nose bleed and wanted to clean this up without disturbing you."
Not only did I get sympathy for the bleeding nose, but I also scored some husband points for being such a considerate husband.
:lol: :lol:
I you are married and Snus in bed always have this lie ready (it worked great for me)
After swearing to my wife that I don't have 'those things' in my mouth when I fall asleep in bed I woke up in the middle of the night to find my Snus portion laying there on the sheet with a brown stain around it.
I threw out the portion and got a wet rag to get the stain out. While cleaning it of course my wife woke up and asked what I was doing.
I immediately lied.
"I had a nose bleed and wanted to clean this up without disturbing you."
Not only did I get sympathy for the bleeding nose, but I also scored some husband points for being such a considerate husband.
:lol: :lol:
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