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  • ddandb
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 570

    Lying works

    Snus tip 101.

    I you are married and Snus in bed always have this lie ready (it worked great for me)

    After swearing to my wife that I don't have 'those things' in my mouth when I fall asleep in bed I woke up in the middle of the night to find my Snus portion laying there on the sheet with a brown stain around it.
    I threw out the portion and got a wet rag to get the stain out. While cleaning it of course my wife woke up and asked what I was doing.

    I immediately lied.

    "I had a nose bleed and wanted to clean this up without disturbing you."
    Not only did I get sympathy for the bleeding nose, but I also scored some husband points for being such a considerate husband.
    :lol: :lol:
  • deebocools
    Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 661

    #2
    hilarious

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    • RobsanX
      Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 2030

      #3
      My wife uses snus, so I have nothing to worry about except keeping her supplied!

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      • Bona Fide
        Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 17

        #4
        haha lol my dad used to say he was taking the trash out about 5 times a day... he was sneaking smokes.

        so why break tradition.

        good info. its nice to be prepared. thanks. lmfao

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        • Maxpower05080
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 185

          #5
          lol "those things"....I hear that all the time from my family and friends. I guess they just don't appreciate snus.

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          • PrisMaster
            Member
            • May 2007
            • 208

            #6
            My ex-GF used to hate when I snused in bed and fell asleep. I was really bad in to opiates at the time so nodding off was something regular for me and I would always nod out with a nice los pris in my mouth and after a while I would wake up with los all over my face and pillow. It happened more then once. Usually it just would get all over my mouth, but a few times it got all over the bed

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            • 9 Jack 9
              Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 84

              #7
              Damn. Sleeping with los in is hardcore.

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              • texasmade
                Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 4159

                #8
                i sleep with los in...i use thunder los it stays together pretty well

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                • ShaulWolf
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 495

                  #9
                  Lol. Outstanding.

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                  • CM
                    Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 329

                    #10
                    Is it just me (I think here is a post about this) but does snus give effect to your dreams/nightmares etc. when you sleep. I had an awful nightmare this morning with some lös in, turkish men surrounded me and all smiled that way... :? YAK!

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                    • melly mel
                      Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 92

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CM
                      Is it just me (I think here is a post about this) but does snus give effect to your dreams/nightmares etc. when you sleep. I had an awful nightmare this morning with some lös in, turkish men surrounded me and all smiled that way... :? YAK!
                      It is definitely possible. I know with nicotine patches, people have weird dreams while using them. There really isn't much in a patch aside from nicotine and plastic.

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