Snubie Ten Commandments

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  • Jesnus
    Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 28

    Snubie Ten Commandments

    I'm new to snus, as it seems many people here are. While I'm finding all of the answers I'm looking for here, it'd be really sweet if the more experienced users would put together a list of general rules to follow.

    i.e. "Thy tongue shalt not have relations with the pris, and thereby make unclean thy mouth."

    Any experienced users want to contribute? I think the rest of us would really enjoy it.
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    There really aren't many formal "rules", and many of those rules can change over time. A good example is playing with a pris of lös. I'd tend to discourage that practice with someone new at lös, but once you get used to it being in your lip, it really can take a lot of manipulation without damage.

    I'll try to think of some stuff and get back if I can.

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    • chadizzy1
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 7432

      #3
      Thy shalt not smell the snus.

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      • jamesstew
        Member
        • May 2008
        • 1440

        #4
        ^^^^^You must be kidding, I love the smell.

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        • sagedil
          Member
          • Nov 2007
          • 7077

          #5
          Newbie vs vet :wink:

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          • Jesnus
            Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 28

            #6
            Before I ever put it in my mouth, I ignored all the advice and took a good whiff. I enjoyed the smell to begin with.

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            • paulwall9
              Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 743

              #7
              I also enjoy the smell frosted smells great as well as onyx and generl es portions smell like a fine cigar!

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9759

                #8
                "Thou shalt not waste a used portion".



                There are plenty of creative uses for used portions. Put them in ones potted plant, watch them float [or sink depending upon the brand] in the toilet, feed them to worms, put them on urinals in public places, put them in salt or pepper shakers in resturants, throw them at people, play pingpong with them, ram them in a muzzle loaded rifle, stick them to your forehead to see how long they stay put [actually makes a great game while on a long drive], let them dry out and roll them up and smoke them, or simply put them anywhere that someone will wonder "what the heck is this".
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • EsotericPC
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 166

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                  "Thou shalt not waste a used portion".



                  There are plenty of creative uses for used portions. Put them in ones potted plant, watch them float [or sink depending upon the brand] in the toilet, feed them to worms, put them on urinals in public places, put them in salt or pepper shakers in resturants, throw them at people, play pingpong with them, ram them in a muzzle loaded rifle, stick them to your forehead to see how long they stay put [actually makes a great game while on a long drive], let them dry out and roll them up and smoke them, or simply put them anywhere that someone will wonder "what the heck is this".
                  Love the ideas but holy Shizznit that would be nasty if I found one in a salt or pepper shaker! haha

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                  • ddandb
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 570

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jesnus
                    Before I ever put it in my mouth, I ignored all the advice and took a good whiff. I enjoyed the smell to begin with.
                    There are so many comments I would like to make about this, but I'll just leave it alone.

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                    • Roo
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 3446

                      #11
                      Thou shalt buy lots of snus, portion and los, and experiment with disregard to rules and opinions that others push unto you, and enjoy the journey that is discovering snus, and which ones you like, and how you like to use them. And thou shalt enjoy the smell.

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                      • bmwgsa
                        Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 248

                        #12
                        Thou shalt try different flavors
                        Thou shall try white and regular portions
                        Thou shall try LOS
                        Thou shalt NOT purchase the snus imitators (such as camel frosted)
                        Thou shalt STOCK UP, for thy might find thy ass in high and dry if some of the laws pass....
                        Thou shalt enjoy thy snus
                        Thou shalt share thy snus with other who are not enlightened

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9759

                          #13
                          and let us all not forget.....





                          "Thou shalt bite me"
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • rscott222
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 346

                            #14
                            I especially liked the share with the unenlightened! Good List.

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                            • 9 Jack 9
                              Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 84

                              #15
                              Thou shalt not chew,
                              and one shall be the number of lessons thou wilt need to learn this.

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