Snubie Ten Commandments

[ddandb]

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

[jamesstew]

Newbie vs vet :wink:

Not really, I liked the smell from the start. It just smelled fresh; if you know what I mean.

[EsotericPC]

Newbie vs vet :wink:

Not really, I liked the smell from the start. It just smelled fresh; if you know what I mean.

Me too... Kinda reminded me of the first time I got some stank on the hang-low. :lol: 8) :shock:

[paulwall9]

post whoring!!

[rscott222]

I thought it smelt awful, like fish bait. I just picture Swedish fisherman loving the salty snus with their ludafisk (sp?).

[Jason]

I never thought it smelled that bad at all when I first started; just......different.

Everyone else I try to convert takes a whiff and recoils in absolute horror. As far as the people I know, it's always the smell that keeps them from trying it.

[Skimo]

yep, for some reason people don't like the aroma of snus, most people liken it to powerful urine... you know the smell... a week of drinking nothing but beer, or a couple days of whiskey or ammonia.

[dupee419]

this is awesome!

[paulwall9]

Commandment #1 THOU SALT NEVER RUN OUT!!!!

[dupee419]

Commandment #1 THOU SALT NEVER RUN OUT!!!!

AMEN

Commandment #2 Thou shalt not complain about free snus

unless of course it has gone WAY south

[paulwall9]

VERY VERY TRUE!!!

[dupee419]

#3 thou shalt not swallow thine portions
#4 thou shalt not discard thine used portion on the ground

[paulwall9]

Thou Salt Never use a 5gm pris of general extra sterk los in the shower!!

ODing in the shower is unpleasant!!!

[dupee419]

Thou Salt Never use a 5gm pris of general extra sterk los in the shower!!

ODing in the shower is unpleasant!!!

holy shit man! we're not talkin' OD in the opiate sense of the term are we?

Thou shalt not put snus in thine lower lip

Thou shalt scoff at american snus whenever possible

[paulwall9]

WEll no nicotine od's are unpleasant and rarely result in trips to the hospital but are very uncomfortable LOL!