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  • jagmanss
    Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 12213

    Still Can't Just Pop A portion In

    I have seen the review videos and tried to just pop A portion in like A stick of gum and shove it up with my tounge on the go and it just won't go into place and gets twisted and lumped it just doesn't feel comfortable like it does when I place it neatly up in my lip. I know this must just take practice and time, But how do you all do it?
    I mean i have enough trouble when I use the pinky fold cram up there method as the portion wants to come out with my pinky and hang like a fank in the back and then I take it out and use the fold method and sometimes it feels like A rock, Placing it flat on my gum just causes A droop over my teeth...

    What method do you all use? Do you fluff then fold, Just fold, The pinky cram, fluff then pinky cram.... Am I missing a method
  • GoVegan
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 5603

    #2
    Never really thought about it that way. I just put it in and forget about it. Sometimes I will fluff up a portion if it's flat but it's never really been an issue.

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    • deadohsky
      Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 625

      #3
      Honestly, like vegan said, if it's flat i'll fluff it a little. Otherwise i will just place it on my tongue "set it, and forget it!". Not much technique really.

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Originally posted by jagmanss View Post
        What method do you all use?
        Lös!!


        Sorry Jag I just could not resist.

        I do use portions from time to time but not enough to have any method.....................In fact I didn't even realize there was a method for portions

        So good for ya'll coming up with your own portion methods......................now someone is going to have to invent a slick stainless steal tool for inserting them hassle free (one click fluffed................ two clicks bent........and so on)................. and then you'll need some clever cheep ass to figure out a way to ghetto one from a Walgreen's syringe.

        Until then I'll defer this topic to our expert portioners
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • rickcharles606
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 2307

          #5
          I just pop a portion into my mouth, and roll it around on my tongue for a second, then shove it into my lip with my tongue. Then I swipe my tongue back and forth over the portion to "smooth" it out for lack of a better term. No magic

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          • Bigblue1
            Banned Users
            • Dec 2008
            • 3923

            #6
            I never touch my lip, be it portion or los. Maybe your not tongueriffic enough (that's wht she said", But seriously I just pop a fresh baked prilla or porttion on my tongue and take it from there. Not sure if there is any advise to give at this point, except use your hands if you have to.......

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            • pris
              • Mar 2025

              #7
              I just lift my top lip up slightly and slip a portion under. Kind of do it without thinking about it these days almost instinctively like driving

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              • CoderGuy
                Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 2679

                #8
                I too just do a fluff and pop and use the tongue to position it. I can replace a portion in a meeting without anyone noticing or even knowing what I just did.

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                • RobsanX
                  Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 2030

                  #9
                  I say do whatever works for you. Soon it will be second nature.

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                  • tom502
                    Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 8985

                    #10
                    I fluff, flat, and slide. From back to front, if that makes sense, like a credit card machine.

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9759

                      #11
                      When I'm at home I give my portions to my dog and let him form it and juice it up some before put it in my mouth. When I'm away from home I find a homeless meth-head to form it and juice it up some before I put it in. Works for me. But sometimes it hard to get them to spit the portions out so I can use em.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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                      • c.nash
                        Banned Users
                        • May 2010
                        • 3511

                        #12
                        I just fluff it if I need to then I just stick it up between my gum and lip...

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                        • Tobakssmak
                          Member
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 263

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tom502 View Post
                          I fluff, flat, and slide...
                          This ^^, me too. Fluff it, to equally distribute the 'baccy. Flatten it out, for a few reasons, one is that it's less of a bulge and also I think getting the air out of there leads to quicker nic delivery. And another reason to smash it flat is that it's easier to slide up under your lip with your tounge. If it's all fluffy, it doesn't want to slide up there smoothly. Try it, you'll see what I mean...

                          But really there are no rules, just try everything and do what you like.

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                          • LaZeR
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 3994

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                            When I'm at home I give my portions to my dog and let him form it and juice it up some before put it in my mouth. When I'm away from home I find a homeless meth-head to form it and juice it up some before I put it in. Works for me. But sometimes it hard to get them to spit the portions out so I can use em.
                            +1... Another method I enjoy is placing one 'down below' in her taco-bell which usually moistens it up nice and then makes for a nice direct insertion into the lip! "Kid safe post brought to you by LaZeR"

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                            • Snusdog
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6752

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                              When I'm at home I give my portions to my dog and let him form it and juice it up some before put it in my mouth. When I'm away from home I find a homeless meth-head to form it and juice it up some before I put it in. Works for me. But sometimes it hard to get them to spit the portions out so I can use em.
                              Somebody needs to call Georgia and let the good folks there know what is heading their way
                              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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