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  • chadizzy1
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 7432

    #16


    NSFW - http://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/goa...dding-1.474675

    "Goat sex: owner wants wedding

    February 26 2010 at 11:31am
    Maputo - Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

    The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

    "One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.

    District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two will face trial for simple larceny.

    The goat's owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.

    The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique. - Sapa-AFP"

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #17
      Great post Chad.



      runs to fetch my fleshlite
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • chadizzy1
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 7432

        #18


        Goats always makes me think of this skit Adam Sandler did back in the day.

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        • precious007
          Banned Users
          • Sep 2010
          • 5885

          #19
          loooooool

          great contest man

          wait .........

          where do we get a yellow goat from ?

          lol

          or just dress up as one ?

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          • chadizzy1
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 7432

            #20
            Originally posted by Monkey View Post
            You have one week to post a picture of yourself fornicating a yellow goat. In public is a plus...and most likely an instant win.
            fixed that for ya.

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            • snusgetter
              Member
              • May 2010
              • 10903

              #21
              Originally posted by Monkey View Post
              Nice pic but those are a ram's horns....and rams are sheep. Sorry...

              Boy, Mike, you really know your shi .... aahh, I mean .... sheep!!

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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                #22
                Originally posted by snusgetter View Post
                Boy, Mike, you really know your shi .... aahh, I mean .... sheep!!


                those horns are the original "love handles".

                Ask Chad...he knows
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • Monkey
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 3290

                  #23
                  You know why you make love to a sheep at the edge of a cliff?













                  They push back...

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                  • chadizzy1
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 7432

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                    those horns are the original "love handles".

                    Ask Chad...he knows
                    I'm a ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad boy.

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                    • snusgetter
                      Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 10903

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Monkey View Post
                      Yup...seeing the interpretation of "goat" is half the fun.

                      Reminds me of the time a teacher gave us an essay to write in class:
                      "My Pet Peeve"






                      ¾ wrote about their pet, Peeve!! (Seriously)

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                      • precious007
                        Banned Users
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 5885

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Monkey View Post
                        You know why you make love to a sheep at the edge of a cliff?












                        They push back...

                        that would be a black wild goat, lol :^)

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                        • Premium Parrots
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                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9758

                          #27
                          The wife and I are off to get a photo of me and the big yellow goat. I hope he will hold still while my wife takes the pic. Wish me luck.
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • GoVegan
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 5603

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                            The wife and I are off to get a photo of me and the big yellow goat. I hope he will hold still while my wife takes the pic. Wish me luck.
                            Just remember one thing, what your planning to do with that goat is illegal in many states. Be careful!

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                            • snusgetter
                              Member
                              • May 2010
                              • 10903

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                              The wife and I are off to get a photo of me and the big yellow goat. I hope he will hold still while my wife takes the pic. Wish me luck.

                              In your condition, do you think luck will be enough?!?

                              Remember, those birds depend on you.

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                              • Premium Parrots
                                Super Moderators
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9758

                                #30
                                Ok after a big hassel I was finally able to wrestle the big yellow goat to the ground and my wife took the photo.









                                This not for the faint at heart. BEWARE!!






















                                You've been warned!!!!

































                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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