The "Please Don't Steal Me" Box Pass

[Roo]

Post a link to where that dude got pissed lmao sounds like good reading.

Here it is in all its 19-page glory. I don't know if the comments I'm referring to are in the thread, but I can't imagine where else they would be... I might read through it myself. Seems like such a long time ago, but 2 years ain't shit.

http://www.snuson.com/forum/showthre...-the-snus-clan.

[rickcharles606]

Send that shit to me...I dare you...I'll keep it, LMAO

Oh and Nash...why do you have two pictures of ass in your signature, one is hot and the other, well....is not ;-)

[Roo]

Send that shit to me...I dare you...I'll keep it, LMAO

Oh and Nash...why do you have two pictures of ass in your signature, one is hot and the other, well....is not ;-)

Brilliant Rick!! LMAO!

Speaking of brilliance, I'm reading through the aforementioned box pass 2 thread and had to repost this:

badfish74 is Darth Pall Mall

ctimb2002 is Ro2 Lak D2

texasmade is OBGYN Kinobi

Ozmodius is Claq Quipo

zmanzero is Chew-Bacco

asnider123 is Darth Skrufius

Qor is Kronan Calrissian

Roo is Hans Retro

Premium Parrots is Open-Wan-Offroady

Maahk is Darth Landstroms

BLACK SQUIRREL is Boba F'Ettan

digitalerik is Thunder Trooper

bigbuyer is Onico Skywalker

Whalen is Luke Nordstrommen


bakerbarber is Master Roda

I'm stoked.

I may need to place an order to stock up after sending out all these cans.

Awesome. :lol:

May the snus be with you.
-Master Roda

[rickcharles606]

Brilliant Rick!! LMAO!

Speaking of brilliance, I'm reading through the aforementioned box pass 2 thread and had to repost this:

I talked to bakerbarber the other evening on Badger & Blade...he's alive and kicking, just been busy with life and such. I'd wondered how he was doing, then BAM he asked a quick quesiton over there and I was like "oh, so he IS alive", lol

[GoVegan]

I should be up front about a few things. Timing is essential. Labor Day weekend I will be camping 6 hours from home. The weekend after that I will be in Santa Rosa CA for a wedding. The weekend after that I will be in the Olympic National Forest in a cabin on a lake (not mine). Two weekends after that (end of September) I will be moving (within Seattle). But during the week is cool! Lastly, I don't keep a large stash on hand. I usually order 30-40 cans and use them quickly. But right now I'm stocked, so lets do this.

Hey your going to be close to me.

[chadizzy1]

I should be up front about a few things. Timing is essential. Labor Day weekend I will be camping 6 hours from home. The weekend after that I will be in Santa Rosa CA for a wedding. The weekend after that I will be in the Olympic National Forest in a cabin on a lake (not mine). Two weekends after that (end of September) I will be moving (within Seattle). But during the week is cool! Lastly, I don't keep a large stash on hand. I usually order 30-40 cans and use them quickly. But right now I'm stocked, so lets do this.

Gotcha in man, will spot 4 be okay? That'll probably be in about 2 weeks, or I can move you up.

[chadizzy1]

I'll also be throwing in some limited stuff, like the Oden's Apple and Oden's Vanilla from Russia so everyone can try a portion of each, maybe some Montecristo or something for those in this box pass. Maybe some more Marlboro (Swedish) too. I'll put it in a bag and everyone take a portion or two of each just to try it out.

[Roo]

2 weeks is more than cool Chad. Or longer. Just not 5, because I won't be at this address any longer. The worst that can happen with the limitations I just described is that the box arrives on a Friday afternoon and I don't get it until I return on Monday. And maybe my British neighbor, whom I call Knickers, would steal it, open it, and say "Ew, bullocks, it's bloody chew", and put it back.

Edit: someone throw in some Pioneer! I forgot to order it last week, haven't tried it.

[chadizzy1]

Here it is in all its 19-page glory. I don't know if the comments I'm referring to are in the thread, but I can't imagine where else they would be... I might read through it myself. Seems like such a long time ago, but 2 years ain't shit.

http://www.snuson.com/forum/showthre...-the-snus-clan.

No over exageration. Not in the least. I have been asked not to post pictures, so I wont. They will, however, be forwarded to Roda/Baker.

Your plaster was SO badly busted up that I thought it was sheet rock. Im not a moron. It was PULVERIZED. The plastic? Torn to shreds. Did you realy have to add the bird bones? Do us all a favor next time you want to be funny and just dont.

I waited a long ass time for this box and what I got was a pile of shit that I now have to clean up. Everyone before me got the chance to take part in what was a special box pass. Me, and everyone after me got shit on. I get that it wasnt your intention, but you know what...it still was the end result.

Im in no way shape or form squemish. I shot heroin for 20 years, owned a biker bar, and so on, so im not like some pussy germ-a-phobic or some shit...but I am not putting anything that was in that box in my mouth. If it wasnt for the mortar dust, it was the bird bones that did it for me. Honestly...does ANYONE find that at all remotely funny? Honestly?

Just so the other guys behind me arent completly shit out of luck Im going to salvage this. It's gonna take me an extra day or two but I will add un-opened and trials to the box. It's not fair that those that havent gotten a chance to take part in this get nothing due to someones poor judgement.

Sheet Rock, covers lots of walls. Well there was about 5 lbs of it crushed up and thrown in with the rest of this box pass. I think it was PP's attempt at some sort of humor or some shit, but it failed...horribly. PP provided me with some goggles, parrot feathers, avian bones of some kind...and some other shit. Needless to say, not what I was expecting AT ALL.

Yeah, like I said, SHIT GOT INTO EVERYTHING. Dust all over EVERYTHING. Kinda took the fun out of opening it. I almost just tapped it right the fook back up and shipped it off of the next guy to deal with. Yeah...that's how bad it is PP. Not cool at all. But instead I got a tarp out...yeah the word tarp and snus...not good together....and ATTEMPTED to make some sense out of it. I seperated the big chunks of sheet rock from what I think is the rest of the box pass, cleaned up the snus as best as I could...put them all in a few bags, and stuck them in a fridge. I proceded on with the rest of my day TRYING not to be to pissed about it.

Yeah, if I seem a little pissed off it's cuse I am. Imagine for a moment that you get a box pass that you have been waiting for for a few months now. Holy shit what the **** is all this shit? ALL OVER THE SNUS. I dont want to deal with this shit...you wouldnt either. But I am. Not cool. Not funny. Not anything. In any sense at all PP. You know I thought maybe you would post something after I did yeasterday....cuse I posted that and just did not come back to this at all yeasterday. I got other things to do with myself.

So, 5:30 here. Sun comming up. I have a mess to deal with still. I am gonna add some more unopened and what not for the people that have to deal with this shit after me. Yep...Im pissed. It wasnt funny. This isnt some horrible mistake...no reason 5lbs of broken sheet rock should ever fooking be in a box pass. It's just a major pain in my ass.

Thanks for nothin PP!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Roo]

Haha, I forgot how harsh that was, sorry for mentioning it PP. It is a good read though. Parrot bones, mortar, and goggles. Fücking Win.

[chadizzy1]

Haha, I forgot how harsh that was, sorry for mentioning it PP. It is a good read though. Parrot bones, mortar, and goggles. Fücking Win.

Don't be sorry! That is SO SnusOn. If I got a box full of bird bones, Snus, and dry wall - I'd laugh my ass off

[Bigblue1]

and we now have PP as a mod, which is cool, because after that shit you'd just about have to kill his parrot before he could feel OK about banning you........ Just kidding PP, Mortar sounds cool in a box pass.......

[rickcharles606]

I love CA...I'm in Pasadena now ;-)

[chadizzy1]

Bump.

[jmdkodiak]

I don't have enough posts.

6 to go!!

haha.

Well, honestly I'd love to do this but I will be shipping out for the National Guard October 17th, so I should probably not do it.

Cool deal, though!