11th person to post a decent joke on this thread.....

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #46
    you have to read it mate. its a dam good story....but a wee bit gross


    and then the comments. lol
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Snotgifff
      Member
      • Sep 2012
      • 517

      #47
      Christ on a cracker... that's the worst thing I've read and seen all day!!!

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      • Roo
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 3446

        #48
        How do you get a dozen babies into a salad bowl PP?

        a blender

        how do you get em out??

        Doritos.

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        • Zimobog
          Member
          • Jan 2013
          • 585

          #49
          Damn, Frosted. Those were all top shelf.

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          • squeezyjohn
            Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 2497

            #50
            PP - I looked at the comments ... Chad is fooling no-one using those 3D glasses as a disguise!
            Squeezyjohn

            Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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            • daz
              Member
              • May 2012
              • 268

              #51
              what's funnier than a dead baby?
              a dead baby in a clown costume..
              .
              i've been decorating my back garden with loads of dead hookers!
              i call it whoreticulture...
              .
              the blind chinese kid next door is so thick !!!!
              how the hell can he lost eight guide dogs in a month i'll never know ???

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              • daz
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 268

                #52
                a man walk home after buying a cock-sucking froggy so he walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing the dishes and pops the froggy on the kitchen table.
                what the fu#k am i going to do with that screams the wife.
                oh just teach him to cook and fu#k off, he repiles....

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #53
                  Originally posted by premium parrots
                  ok here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

                  http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html



                  the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also
                  daaaammm!!

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                  • BadAxe
                    Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 631

                    #54
                    God.


                    winner?

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                    • devilock76
                      Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 1737

                      #55
                      Wow, this contest started and ended while I was having dinner and putting the kids to bed...

                      Ken

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                      • Nuusku
                        Member
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 993

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                        OK here is that xtra suprize that everyone can enjoy!!!!

                        http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html



                        the comments afterward are as good as the story, check them out also

                        Holy shit

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                        • Faylool
                          Member
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 496

                          #57
                          My polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?

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                          • Frosted
                            Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 5798

                            #58
                            Originally posted by faylool
                            my polish gold fish drowned. Is this contest over now?
                            winnnnnnerrrrrr! Loooooool!

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                            • Zimobog
                              Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 585

                              #59
                              Daz I think this chimp found the froggy from that joke you told!

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD...e_gdata_player

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                              • Frosted
                                Member
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                #60
                                I laughed my bollox off. How the hell did you find that?

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