I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[whalen]

When you breed those birds, do you use any special lube?

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When you breed those birds, do you use any special lube?

The choice of lube isn't important. well....not as important as what they are wearing.

[Ainkor]

My parents had some parrots when I was a kid and they truly take a lot of work to take care of properly. I remember being amazed when my dad would bring home a $3000 bird that he got for free from someone who realized they didn't have what it takes to really care for them.

No need to heap tons of praise on you since we all know you are an awesome upstanding guy

Now for a joke. More of a quick story about my youngest son.

When he was little, we had to stop taking him grocery shopping because he was always asking for stuff. Can I have this, that or the other. It was non-stop and relentless.

I didn't want him at home by himself one day and I needed to go shopping so I took him. We were in the car outside the store and I said "I swear to God, you will meet him if you ask for one damned thing in there today."

He looked at me sheepishly and said OK dad, I'm sorry I ask for stuff all the time.

In we went and he was true to his word. We were at the checkout line and he just couldn't contain himself any more. He pipes up "Hey dad, might I suggest we get some delicious gum?"

I turned to him about to lose it and he spoke up quickly and said "Technically I didn't ask for anything. I was merely offering a suggestion".

Damn I love that smart assed kid :P

Probably much more funny for me than you all

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smart kid.


you might want to take a guess at that pile in the photo while you are at it.

[squeezyjohn]

$100,000 ?

[Faylool]

That was interesting reading. I've taken a complete turn around of my first impressions of you. From dirty old man to artist at life. Or both, that's ok.
How can we narrow this down? I know you wouldn't rip off people now that I know more so you made this wealthy man a fair deal and both sides benefitted. Or all sides. Birds to doting home with the means to care for them, buyers who love parrots and yourself, needing to know they have a good home. I placed an African Grey female I had since she was 4 months old when she turn 9. It was heartbreaking but best for all. It won't end there but it's where it started. It will be a slow going as I can make it go. My last batch of critters and the best ones too. The amount of money in the pic is not representative of the price. How about priceless. Nice story

[Snotgifff]

$90,000

[Ainkor]

$14,595

7 stacks of $2,000
5 $100's
95 $1 bills

Edited (put $400 too much in)

[Paco]

My 2 guesses are $80,000 and $82,500. My joke is I spent 15 minutes looking at the picture lol.

[Bigblue1]

Cinderella was about to head off to the ball but before she left fairy God Mother gave her a warning
"Now cinderella, if your not back by midnight your pussy is going to turn into a pumpkin so make sure your back"
Now Cinderella not wanting this to happen reasures her that she will be back before then.
The clock ticks right on by 12 midnight and its not until 4am that cinderella comes staggering through the door drunk. Fairy god mother waiting with a smirk on her asks
"So cinderella how did prince charming like it when your pussy turned into a pumpkin?"
Cinderella replies in a drunken slur
"Prince charming? I didn't go home with him, I went home with peter peter pumpkin eater"

[Snusdog]

True story

When Andrew Jackson died, his parrot had to be removed from his funeral service because it kept cussing

[tattooer601]

Ya know I Always wanted a parrot.
I took care of a cut throat conyur <sp> for 4 years after Katrina, he was a displaced bird,I took him off of some 20 year old kids..,
All the dumbass was feeding Pedro was peanuts.
RIP PEDRO

[charmando]

47,500
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

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Ya know I Always wanted a parrot.
I took care of a cut throat [conure] conyur<sp> for 4 years after Katrina, he was a displaced bird,I took him off of some 20 year old kids..,
All the dumbass was feeding Pedro was peanuts.
RIP PEDRO

Katrina was a complete disaster for humans, animals, and property. Sounds like Pedro was one of the lucky ones. A buddy of mine in one of the southern states took off to help out the animals. I sent him about $1000 in bird supplies and cash to assist him since I could not go. He told me all kinds of horror stories. Many people left their caged animals home. The water rose past the tops of the cages and all the animals were dead. What a horrible way to go. But worse than that is he said there were human bodies floating everwhere. He said the authorities didn't bother much with the dead people and left the bodies to be picked up by the volunteers. The water was dangerously full of crap and he returned very sick. It took a year or so before he had his system cleared out.
thank you for giving Pedro a few xtra years.

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btw, you guays have danced right around the answer to my question about the total cash in the photo. Maybe you should try dancing a bit closer

Lets try and get this portion of the contest finished so I can send that roll of snus out. The next portion of this mega contest will be much easier...........but it won't start till someone can guess the correct amount in the photo.