I Won At The Casino! Several Contests! As promised.

[Ainkor]

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Hey a guess and a joke in one!

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[Crow]

þrettán

[Snotgifff]

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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquires curiously.

The woman blushes as she explains that the two female birds repeat the same phrase over and over: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

That's obscene!" the priest exclaims. After a few moments of deliberation, however, he offers a solution. "You know," he says, "I have two male parrots, very devout birds, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your female parrots to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship and speak in a more appropriate manner."

"Thank you," the woman responds, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushers her in, she sees his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female birds cry out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There is a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

[Paco]

Are we guessing how many pairs you had left afterwords PP or how much you got for selling the 4 pairs. I don't really understand the question, sorry.

[Paco]

But Ill say 14 and $11,000 lol.

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I suppose I wasn't clear. sorry. I want you to guess how much $ it ended up costing me to buy that the pair I just sold after I sold the 4 other pairs in that deal 13 years ago. I suppose it could be a positive or negative amount of cash. Depending upon the total price I sold the 4 pairs for.

When I do bird deals sometimes there is cash involved, sometimes not. But either way I paid cash for the 5 pairs, I sold 4 pairs right off and ended up with one great pair plus or minus some money. Tell me how much and if I gained or lost that amount. You already know that I gained a pair of Hyacinth macaws. The pairs that I sold were not Hyacinth macaws but other species of macaws.

I still have 2 pairs of Hys left and 1 other macaw. Not for sale. But some of the best stock in the country. Remember I had 12 pairs to choose from and I kept the best for myself. To date I have sold 10 pairs of Hys. In the real world, because they are so rare and costly, no one gets to choose from more than 1 or 2 pairs usually....thats if you can find someone that has any and that is willing to sell them

[Bigblue1]

Jesus Christ! I didn't get that from the first post. But anyways I'm out. Have fun guys...... And Just for the record ole Snusdog had the best contest ever...... Because I won!... lol.

[Paco]

Ok then I don't think I'll ever be able to guess that but I'll try. $2750

[Snusdog]

I suppose I wasn't clear. sorry. I want you to guess how much $ it ended up costing me to buy that the pair I just sold after I sold the 4 other pairs in that deal 13 years ago. I suppose it could be a positive or negative amount of cash. Depending upon the total price I sold the 4 pairs for.

When I do bird deals sometimes there is cash involved, sometimes not. But either way I paid cash for the 5 pairs, I sold 4 pairs right off and ended up with one great pair plus or minus some money. Tell me how much and if I gained or lost that amount. You already know that I gained a pair of Hyacinth macaws. The pairs that I sold were not Hyacinth macaws but other species of macaws.

I still have 2 pairs of Hys left and 1 other macaw. Not for sale. But some of the best stock in the country. Remember I had 12 pairs to choose from and I kept the best for myself. To date I have sold 10 pairs of Hys. In the real world, because they are so rare and costly, no one gets to choose from more than 1 or 2 pairs usually....thats if you can find someone that has any and that is willing to sell them

Whaaaat????



Alright bird boy............if your next post reads.......you have to convert the amount into Yin and account for the current exchange rate at the time of the sale........I'm getting my own "special" barrel............ with your name on it

[Snusdog]

I suppose I wasn't clear. sorry. I want you to guess how much $ it ended up costing me to buy that the pair I just sold after I sold the 4 other pairs in that deal 13 years ago. I suppose it could be a positive or negative amount of cash. Depending upon the total price I sold the 4 pairs for.

When I do bird deals sometimes there is cash involved, sometimes not. But either way I paid cash for the 5 pairs, I sold 4 pairs right off and ended up with one great pair plus or minus some money. Tell me how much and if I gained or lost that amount. You already know that I gained a pair of Hyacinth macaws. The pairs that I sold were not Hyacinth macaws but other species of macaws.

I still have 2 pairs of Hys left and 1 other macaw. Not for sale. But some of the best stock in the country. Remember I had 12 pairs to choose from and I kept the best for myself. To date I have sold 10 pairs of Hys. In the real world, because they are so rare and costly, no one gets to choose from more than 1 or 2 pairs usually....thats if you can find someone that has any and that is willing to sell them

In light of blue's kind endorsement......I'm hijacking this thread and starting my own contest

The first one to figure out what the hell we are trying to figure out in PP's contest wins

To be clear you don’t have to get PP's question right..........you just have to be able to tell us what the question is.........of course since none of us know the actual right answer.....I'm not sure how we will judge it.....

So I guess if your answer sounds good.........you win

[Skell18]

In light of blue's kind endorsement......I'm hijacking this thread and starting my own contest

The first one to figure out what the hell we are trying to figure out in PP's contest wins

To be clear you don’t have to get PP's question right..........you just have to be able to tell us what the question is.........of course since none of us know the actual right answer.....I'm not sure how we will judge it.....

So I guess if your answer sounds good.........you win

I think he is asking, what are you wearing?

[whalen]

I think he is asking, what are you wearing?

+1.........

[Snusdog]

I think he is asking, what are you wearing?

Oh man....that's got to be close......but there is that whole pesky temporal element that is missing from your first try

Man PP is going to be pissed when he gets here and sees 400 posts that read stuff like …..”Green shorts on Thursday”………..he’ll be all like WTF

[Skell18]

Oh man....that's got to be close......but there is that whole pesky temporal element that is missing from your first try

Man PP is going to be pissed when he gets here and sees 400 posts that read stuff like …..”Green shorts on Thursday”………..he’ll be all like WTF

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!