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  • Paco
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    • Dec 2012
    • 396

    +$6,500 Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"

    Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

    They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol... ."

    Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

    "Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

    Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?"

    "Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."

    "Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

    Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven."

    Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"

    Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

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    • Premium Parrots
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      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      LMAO that was really a good one mate.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • phantom
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        • Jun 2011
        • 523

        +$1200 One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
        The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
        ''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
        The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
        ''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
        The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
        The man says, ''What does HE do?''
        The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

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        • Paco
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          • Dec 2012
          • 396

          +2500 My joke is I'm running out of jokes.

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          • Bigblue1
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            • Bigblue1
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              • Bigblue1
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                • Bigblue1
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                  • Bigblue1
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                    • Bigblue1
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                      • Bigblue1
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                            • Paco
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                              • Bigblue1
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