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  • CzechCzar
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    • Jun 2010
    • 1144

    #91
    yeeesh i knew you were a sick fcuk but come on man that's just weird

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    • QuincyBaker
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      • Aug 2013
      • 39

      #92
      It looks way too much like an actual clam. Like you could put a grain of sand in there, and with just enough nurture and care, harvest a pearl.

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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #93
        Originally posted by QuincyBaker View Post
        It looks way too much like an actual clam. Like you could put a grain of sand in there, and with just enough nurture and care, harvest a pearl.
        I don't think it looks like a clam at all. But I bet if I put a tiny sperm in there, and with just enough nurture and care, I could harvest a human baby. :encouragement:
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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        • crullers
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          • Oct 2011
          • 663

          #94
          Is it because if you turn it around sideways it looks a bit like daffy duck?

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          • QuincyBaker
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            • Aug 2013
            • 39

            #95
            When stuff (penises, bats, honeydew melons) slides in and out of that vagina, it would look kind of like a mouth opening and closing, or talking.

            Or like pac-mac eating those little white balls.

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            • QuincyBaker
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              • Aug 2013
              • 39

              #96
              If you squint hard enough. Maybe?

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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
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                #97
                rotflmmfaopimp.....Pac-man. Does kind of look like it.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • QuincyBaker
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                  • Aug 2013
                  • 39

                  #98
                  Waka waka waka.

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                  • QuincyBaker
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                    • Aug 2013
                    • 39

                    #99
                    Okay, my last guess about why it's your favorite for a few hours.

                    Her vulva is so large that she can probably aim and pee standing up.

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                    • Skell18
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                      • May 2012
                      • 7067

                      Originally posted by QuincyBaker View Post
                      Okay, my last guess about why it's your favorite for a few hours.

                      Her vulva is so large that she can probably aim and pee standing up.
                      You haven't been to the North of England or Wales before have you?

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                      • QuincyBaker
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                        • Aug 2013
                        • 39

                        When I was younger, I always thought that Wales was the coolest place in the world, but no. I've never been there before.

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                        • Skell18
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                          • May 2012
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                          Originally posted by QuincyBaker View Post
                          When I was younger, I always thought that Wales was the coolest place in the world, but no. I've never been there before.
                          Wales is not cool, ts a dump, I live there!! A lot of the women there can pee standing up!

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                          • QuincyBaker
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                            • Aug 2013
                            • 39

                            Haha. That's hilarious. Someone here at my work saw that, and is so redneck that you know they probably barely know where Canada even is. But apparently everyone knows that and I'm just an idiot.

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                            • squeezyjohn
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                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2497

                              I'll come in here ... as off topic as it is ... and defend Wales. Wales is not shit, you just have to get to know it, and the welsh sense of humour (no sense of humour is not the right word) ... sense of resigned depression ... that's it.

                              The welsh have a certain "je ne sais quoi" or "Nid wyf yn gwybod beth" about them ... and I love it. The Welsh landscape is the most melancholic kind of beautiful when you can occasionally see it when the rain lifts for long enough. Their love for the humble sheep knows no bounds!

                              Their cuisine knows no bounds ... faggots are a staple of the welsh diet ... and hush your snickering you american types because a faggot is simply a meatball made out of liver, lungs and brains - served with cabbage that has been boiled within an inch of it's life along with gravy and chips it's a delightful local delicacy.

                              And while we're on the subject of unique welsh cuisine ... in almost every european country the word for french fries is onomatopoeic:

                              English = chips,
                              french, german and many others = frites,
                              Spanish = patatas fritas,
                              Russian = chipsy

                              suggesting a crunchy, crisp treat.

                              In welsh though the word is "Sglodion" (pronounced zglodeen) ... and I would have to say that having tasted Welsh chips, onomatopoeically speaking - the word is spot on to represent the refreshingly slimy,greasy, stuck-together potato based things they have so creatively re-imagined in that country.

                              So just give the welsh a break please Skell
                              Last edited by squeezyjohn; 26-11-13, 02:29 AM.
                              Squeezyjohn

                              Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                              • Premium Parrots
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                                • Feb 2008
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                                Originally posted by squeezyjohn View Post
                                I'll come in here ... as off topic as it is ... and defend Wales. Wales is not shit, you just have to get to know it, and the welsh sense of humour (no sense of humour is not the right word) ... sense of resigned depression ... that's it.

                                The welsh have a certain "je ne sais quoi" or "Nid wyf yn gwybod beth" about them ... and I love it. The Welsh landscape is the most melancholic kind of beautiful when you can occasionally see it when the rain lifts for long enough. Their love for the humble sheep knows no bounds!

                                Their cuisine knows no bounds ... faggots are a staple of the welsh diet ... and hush your snickering you american types because a faggot is simply a meatball made out of liver, lungs and brains - served with cabbage that has been boiled within an inch of it's life along with gravy and chips it's a delightful local delicacy.

                                And while we're on the subject of unique welsh cuisine ... in almost every european country the word for french fries is onomatopoeic:

                                English = chips,
                                french, german and many others = frites,
                                Spanish = patatas fritas,
                                Russian = chipsy

                                suggesting a crunchy, crisp treat.

                                In welsh though the word is "Sglodion" (pronounced zglodeen) ... and I would have to say that having tasted Welsh chips, onomatopoeically speaking - the word is spot on to represent the refreshingly slimy,greasy, stuck-together potato based things they have so creatively re-imagined in that country.

                                So just give the welsh a break please Skell
                                .......just as I thought. Similar to how some Irish men, one in particular that I can think of atm, love cats?
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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