2.0 Box Pass-The rise of the snus clan.

[zmanzero]

i do herefore take the sacred clan oath as requested by fellow clanner Luke Nordstrommen - *ahem...*

"i, Chew-Bacco, do swear a secret Clan oath not to get drunk and Puke Skywalker on The Force if it arrives at my house just in time for Friday night. I swear a secret clan oath not to take a Dump Vader." amen.

I move that we make ddandb an honorary member of The Clan.

i'll roll with that.

[Badfish74]

I will be typing like a chipmunk on crack here as my entire being is reverberating with The Force.

I, Darth Pall Mall, was sitting, minding my own business. Just another average day in my region of the galaxy. When, suddenly , I hear the roar off a craft exiting hyperspace. I glance out the nearest port to see an Empirial Delivery Craft docking in front right next to my Land Speeder!!!

I jump up and race outside, light saber drawn to confront this strange alien life form. As I near the craft, I realize that this being poses no threat to me and i sheath my saber.

The being holds ouat a container that is radiating an exquisite blue aura and says, "I come in peace, with a message from Master Roda.".

He hands the container, bows and reboards his craft.

Inside my hut I prepare to open the container, and suddenly I feel a rush of Midi-chlorians flow through my body. It is then that I realize that I have just recieved the much anticipated Force!!!! As I take a minute, no 10, no 30 minutes to fully comprehend the contents of The Force my entire being is flooded with a feeling of total peace and calm, like this Force is telling me that all is well in the galaxy!!


I shal further update my fellow Clansmen when I have had time to fully enjoy The Force, and the goodness it has brought to my home planet.



-Darth Pall Mall

[zmanzero]

THE FORCE BE WITH DARTH PALL MALL!!!!!!!!

[whalen]

It has begun! Energy gathers!

[texasmade]

AHH IT HAS BEGUN!!! :twisted:

[Premium Parrots]

Oh the humanity!!

[cj]

i missed it again :cry: oh well we shall see if i can get in on part three 8)

[bakerbarber]

Everyone,

Please PM the dude you're sending the FORCE to before you ship and confirm address.

Darth Pall Mall, the future of the Force lies with you.

-Master Roda


This is F'n awesome. lol

[digitalerik]

It is I who speaketh. I promise to send primo snus and include a bumper sticker, or two for your good fortune. I was under the impression the first box pass was a success, it saddens me to hear otherwise. When my box comes, I won't be able to reship until Monday, or Tuesday when it shall fall due to obligations brought on by the way of the world.


--Thunder Trooper (AKA Sir Henry Woo III)

[Badfish74]

I refuse to divulge any secrets of The Force? Suffice it to say I am having a blast!! You guys towards the end of the journey, do not fret. All will be revealed in due time, and trust me, it's worth the wait!

This is not something that Master Roda threw together all willy nilly! This is a well thought out chain of events! I may be sloshed tonight, but goddammit I know what fun is, and this is it! I dare not gloat, because we are all one with The Force, and The Force is good!

Wait patiently, and be strong my fellow Clansmen for your time with The Force draws nigh!

I don't know if I spelled half that shit right! All I know is The Force is strong with Master Roda, and I'm drunk!!

Until I post again,
Darth Pall Mall

[digitalerik]

i'm sloshed too. save the homebrew snus for me!!!

[Roo]

Hans Retro got as a mystery can some Retro from buysnus today. It's been a year, I see they went back to a Retro design. I take this as an omen. The Force is strong with Hans Retro.

[Badfish74]

Yeah but isn't Hans Retro.....how you say.....Gay??!!

[sagedil]

Yes


Oh, and I still hate everyone.

[Roo]

Yeah but isn't Hans Retro.....how you say.....Gay??!!

As gay as the day is long, buddy.