2.0 Box Pass-The rise of the snus clan.

[bakerbarber]

:wink:

[zmanzero]

eh? eh?

[bakerbarber]

RAWR THE FORCE IS STRONG

[bakerbarber]

Are we up North yet?

[Roo]

Negative Master Roda. I did get my Discreet samples today though. I can't wait for the FORCE! I'm still trying to figure out your eye-rolling. Either you think I'm being dumb by "holy-crapping" the FORCE, or there's actually crap in there and the joke is on me. I'll go with the former. I'm still excited that I get to send it to PP. I might just crap in it myself.

[Premium Parrots]

:shock:

[zmanzero]

eh? eh?

[Roo]

Tracking number por favor?

[Roo]

Qor! Tracking Number! Now! Just kidding man. I'll probably get it today or tomorrow. It's a long journey up here.

[Roo]

Today has started in a most wonderful way I feel blessed to get to hang out with the Force over Labor Day weekend. I'll be sure to send it off with more goodies than I found it with. Thanks Baker and the rest of the Clan!

[Premium Parrots]

taps fingers on table impatiently.............

[zmanzero]

'tis a beautiful day hans retro, may the force always remain with you even after it has left your hands.

[bakerbarber]

Behold, how good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell in unity!

[zmanzero]

Behold, how good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell in unity!

dammit master roda, quit making me cry. :cry: it's just too beautiful. the force changes life as life molds the force. now i gotta go get a tissue dammit...

uhh... nice map!

[Roo]

ATTN Clan: I have a story to tell. There will be a short delay in the FORCE. Once I explain why, PP especially will be glad to hear it. Here's why: I got the FORCE on Saturday morning, and waxed enthusiastic on how wonderful the day was going to be (little did I know....) I looked through it's contents, then went out on the town to run errands etc. Came home in the evening, felt tired, laid down for a short nap, woke up, and then BLAMMO (asnider has heard this story already).

I got hit with the worst case of norovirus I've ever had. Not sure if it's this exact strain, but it seems most likely from the online research I've done. It is a strain of the gastroentritis family, the one that rips through cruise ships and the assholes of their fun-seeking vacationing inhabitants. It is highly contagious. On average an infected individual passes this special treat on to 14 more poor bastards. Symptoms are excessive and explosive vomiting and diarrhea (the kind that has to happen at the same time), fatigue, muscle aches, and severe dehydration. Here's how bad it got. During my last bout of the night (number 9 or 10), at about 1AM, I was sitting on the toilet, head over a huge bowl, and due to severe dehydration, very low blood sugar, and lack of oxygen due to some seriously crazy dry-heaving, I passed the hell out and fell nose-first onto my bathtub. I split it pretty good, blood everywhere, huge crashing ruckus because my face knocked the bowl into the tub on it's way to the metal door-runners that drew the blood, and my girlfriend comes running in scared as hell, and as it turned out, I remained out of consciousness for 10 minutes until some EMT's arrived after my girlfriend called 911 (I did not go to the hospital -- who the hell wants to be anywhere but home when this kind of thing is happening?) The passing out was weird though, and scary for my girl. And to state the obvious, for 24 hours I was absolutely miserable.

So, if none of the above sounds like much fun, it is in the clan's interest to let me not touch the FORCE until Wednesday, at which time I will use Clorox wipes to disinfect it's contents, replace the box, and send it germ-free to PP. You will be glad to know that I did not touch any open snus in the freebie section, nor have I touched any of the cans in the exchange except for the one I'm taking, nor did I dip my grubbies into Darth Skrufius' special blend. If anyone objects to this delay, hey, fine by me, I'm already well on the mend after only 36 hours and it won't affect me either way. But the first 24 hours were HELL. And this is not the box pass from HELL, although I could certainly turn it into one if I wanted to. I promise to do an exceptional job of disinfecting the FORCE. The virus can be passed on up to 3 days after symptoms subside, but it is transmitted through SHIT, which is really disgusting to ponder once infected. I am confident that, despite a previous threat to PP, I can manage to send the FORCE on it's way sans fecal matter. Any objections? Anyone overly concerned about any of this? Sorry for the novel-length post. I've been laid for for a couple days and had a story to tell. ~ Hans Retro