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  • ddandb
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 570

    #1

    There's enough snus passes going on so I'm thinking about .

    ... starting a cat pass.
    Anyone that has a cat is free to join.
    I'll start it by putting my cat in a box and shipping him to you. You in turn take my cat (if still alive please feed him. If dead, bury him), put your cat in and ship him to the next person.
    Last person on the list doesn't even have to return anything to me. That's right, you get to not only keep your cat but also the one that was shipped to you.
    If any cat gives birth while on route the receiver must keep all kittens.
    Air holes in box are optional.
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #2
    I just had the very same idea...........except.........instead of sending your cat...........send the wife. Yea, thats the ticket. A wife pass. I'm up for that. To make things easier I'll make sure the concrete in only on the feet. Then all you have to do is find a large body of water.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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    • Veganpunk
      Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 5381

      #3
      Re: There's enough snus passes going on so I'm thinking abo

      Originally posted by ddandb
      ... starting a cat pass.
      Anyone that has a cat is free to join.
      I'll start it by putting my cat in a box and shipping him to you. You in turn take my cat (if still alive please feed him. If dead, bury him), put your cat in and ship him to the next person.
      Last person on the list doesn't even have to return anything to me. That's right, you get to not only keep your cat but also the one that was shipped to you.
      If any cat gives birth while on route the receiver must keep all kittens.
      Air holes in box are optional.
      I'm down I have a cat that spawned from Hell. I'll send her to you for free!!

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      • chadizzy1
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 7432

        #4
        Add me, I have a goldfish I'll send.

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        • ddandb
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 570

          #5
          We're off to a good start here.
          So far we have..cat, wife, and goldfish.

          By the way it looks like we will have to change this to an anything that is alive pass... well I guess dead is ok but we really need to draw the line if something is decaying.

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          • Elephant Man
            Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 41

            #6
            Can't do.Allergic to cats...and wives,and would probably end up doing the Steve-O trick with the goldfish. :twisted:

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            • texasmade
              Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 4159

              #7
              i got a squirrel that sits by my front door every now and then...anybody want it

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              • ddandb
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 570

                #8
                And the count is 4.
                We have .. a cat, wife, goldfish, and squirrel.

                Need 6 more people to sign up.

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                • digitalerik
                  Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 126

                  #9
                  whatever pass you decide, it must include plaster and bird bones. i'm out of all passes for good. except for those two items.

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                  • sheilalynn
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 1103

                    #10
                    I have the freeloading turtle that took over my pond, knocked over my fountain in it, and ate the plants! He's now living in the cellar for the winter cuz the hubby didn't want him to die...But wait! Add me now and I'll even throw in the baby snapping turtle that the son's girlfriend found in the middle of the road among a dozen others that had been squished by cars, hehe

                    (Edit: freeloading turtle is a red eared slider, which is not native to NH...obviously someone's pet that they just let go. Snapping turtle is locally grown) :wink:

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                    • MojoQuestor
                      Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 2344

                      #11
                      Originally posted by digitalerik
                      whatever pass you decide, it must include plaster and bird bones. i'm out of all passes for good. except for those two items.
                      I think the canonical items are mortar and parrot bones, but I'm down with plaster and chicken bones as more-than-acceptable substitutes. In fact I would say go ahead and add the plaster without mixing it up, as that way everything can get properly dusty. Plus shipping will cost less without the weight of all that water.

                      Something live? Maybe my neighbor's cat, who lives only to hang out on my porch and suck down Fancy Feast, which yes, I do buy for her, sucker that I am. Not my property, though, that could be a problem. I have a few aloe plants that might still be mostly alive. Hmm. Nothing else live around here, maybe not even me once PP gets through with me

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                      • ddandb
                        Member
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 570

                        #12
                        If I'm figuring this right we now have..

                        7
                        We have .. two cats, wife, goldfish, squirrel, bird bones, and a turtle.

                        The wife I am confused about. Was I supposed to send my wife in place of the cat or does PP have a wife to trade?
                        If it's the former there is no way I'm paying shipping on her. Besides I can never get her to get the box. I've tried it.
                        Cat only on my end.

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                        • ddandb
                          Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 570

                          #13
                          Wait I missed a cat in here somewhere.. I think there are three cats to swap.

                          Someone please check the trade list for me.

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                          • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                            Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2781

                            #14
                            I think you got one "maybe cat" and Elephant Man potientially has something but it's not a cat, wife, or goldfish...or a squirrel...

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                            • MojoQuestor
                              Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 2344

                              #15
                              Wait a second, what am I thinking? I've got live over here. There are roaches all over the place. Put me down for a bug.

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