funny, but bitches don't leg hump (unless they are bi-curious!). that's precisely why i thought it was shady and didn't buy a thing.
no no no ....you see while you were staring at him he was making your leg his beta............oh never mind........it ain't funny if you have to splain it
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
Holy crap.............if Norwegian dogs go "Pule...Pule"..............and American dogs go "Bow...Wow"..................what the hell do your dogs say?
They say "get up from the chair ya lazy bastard!!! I'm hungry/got to go out!" ........ lol
no no no ....you see while you were staring at him he was making your leg his beta............oh never mind........it ain't funny if you have to splain it
i gotcha man, it was funny! in fact im still laughing. seems like you know a lot about dogs. humor is great. there are too many forums around where people get bunched up and pretentious. keep the jokes coming!
i gotcha man, it was funny! in fact im still laughing. seems like you know a lot about dogs. humor is great. there are too many forums around where people get bunched up and pretentious. keep the jokes coming!
Knows a lot? The little mutt IS a dog.
Here is a photo from his youth (when he was going through a pipe smoking phase)..........
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Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me. Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
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Here is a photo from his youth (when he was going through a pipe smoking phase)..........
I was one handsome son of a bitch back then..........get it.............son of a bitch..........cause you see being a dog means that I really am a son of.................oh never mind..............
think I'll go see if I can find that ol pipe
By the way...........crow sent me that pic a week or so back and it is now the official pic on my Profile page........great find crow.............love it!!!
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me. Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
Frosted: lucky twat Frosted: Aussie slags Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
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