buy crap and get gold for free!

[Valknut]

so here is an odd story: i was doing a shopping marathon looking for christmas lights recently and decided to make my secondary mission to tobacco stores close to my light stores to see what sort of snus was available. the closest tobacconist to my first stop (in the same parking lot) didn't look promising from the outside but being the adventurous sort that i am i went for it. upon entering i quickly realized that the guy at the counter didn't speak much english (if any) and getting him to even pronounce SNUS was a chore. after many fumbled attempts to get him to look at his own inventory he produced...DA DA DAHHHH...camel (sound of deflating balloon), it was then that i knew i was going to be in for a long day! i decided to test his patience by asking for REAL SWEDISH SNUS while looking him in the eye, "alpha dog" style. after wetting himself, he produced a small wallet sized sampler pack of general which included some assorted portions. here's the kicker: he said i had to buy the camel to get the general for free, WTF? i am still scratching my head over this one. my first attempt to buy dakine in my area and i get this oddball situation. what do you guys think of this? have you ever heard of such a thing? why do i have to buy crap to get gold for free? for the record, no i did not do it. the price of the camel wasn't worth a small sampler pack of mixed portions (even if i kept the camel container for paperclip storage).

[Mdisch]

What do you mean? Camel snus is amazing!(<- Obvious Sarcasm, glad you didn't do it)

[Mdisch]

... How much Swedish are you? 'Cause I've met Americans that say stuff like "Oh, you're Norwegian/Danish? How cool! My family is Norwegian!" - and then they are about 1/32 Norwegian.
Not trying to be a nuisance(Tho' I do believe I'm doing a good job), just wondering :-)

[The Stig]

It's a good thing you didn't fall for it Valknut! Swedish Match hasn't given those sampler packs out for over a year. You would have paid for two crap items, camel snus and way out of date General! Now days, you get the coffin can samples when you go to a sampling event that SM sponsors. Even at the tobacco shows they don't give the foil pack samples out anymore. I wonder where that particular shop got them and how long ago. ;-)

[The Stig]

... How much Swedish are you? 'Cause I've met Americans that say stuff like "Oh, you're Norwegian/Danish? How cool! My family is Norwegian!" - and then they are about 1/32 Norwegian.
Not trying to be a nuisance(Tho' I do believe I'm doing a good job), just wondering :-)

Im 1/4 Norwegian, 1/4 Kashubian, 1/4 Polish and 1/4 Czechoslovakian. My Grandmother's family on my dad's side were from Oslo, my Grandfather's family on that side were from Gdansk in Kashubia/Prussia. On my Mom's side, my Grandfathers family was from Krakow and my Grandmothers family was from the Bohemia region of Czechoslovakia. FWIW. ;-)

[Crow]

He should have at least let you purchase the sampler pack at a reduced rate... That's what I would have demanded.

[Snusdog]

First of all camel and SM are in no ways connected.

Why would SM insist that you buy another company's product to get a sample pack of their product?

Bro you may have given him the Alpha male stare..............but he beta bitch humped your leg........

[Skell18]

Bro you may have given him the Alpha male stare..............but he beta bitch humped your leg........

hahahahahaha, new sig quote right there!

[Snusdog]

Im 1/4 Norwegian, 1/4 Kashubian, 1/4 Polish and 1/4 Czechoslovakian. My Grandmother's family on my dad's side were from Oslo, my Grandfather's family on that side were from Gdansk in Kashubia/Prussia. On my Mom's side, my Grandfathers family was from Krakow and my Grandmothers family was from the Bohemia region of Czechoslovakia. FWIW. ;-)

Holy crap.............if Norwegian dogs go "Pule...Pule"..............and American dogs go "Bow...Wow"..................what the hell do your dogs say?

[Crow]

Bro you may have given him the Alpha male stare..............but he beta bitch humped your leg........

HAHAHA!!

Don't ever change, Snusdog.

[whalen]

Holy crap.............if Norwegian dogs go "Pule...Pule"..............and American dogs go "Bow...Wow"..................what the hell do your dogs say?

Same thing a 13 year old West Virginia girl says after sex, Get off me dad, your crushing my cigarettes!

[Crow]

Same thing a 13 year old West Virginia girl says after sex, Get off me dad, your crushing my cigarettes!

Jesus, Whalen!

[Crow]

Valknut... Didn't you say you were in Washington?

Go Here.

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... and if you find any new stores, be sure to let me know about that too!

[Valknut]

... How much Swedish are you? 'Cause I've met Americans that say stuff like "Oh, you're Norwegian/Danish? How cool! My family is Norwegian!" - and then they are about 1/32 Norwegian. Not trying to be a nuisance(Tho' I do believe I'm doing a good job), just wondering :-)

5/8 norwegian
2/8 swedish
1/8 mutt
as it turns out, the swedish part saved me!

[Valknut]

First of all camel and SM are in no ways connected. Why would SM insist that you buy another company's product to get a sample pack of their product? Bro you may have given him the Alpha male stare..............but he beta bitch humped your leg........

funny, but bitches don't leg hump (unless they are bi-curious!). that's precisely why i thought it was shady and didn't buy a thing.